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South Park

Cartman Sucks

Season 11 E 2 • 03/14/2007

When his "ultimate plan" to embarrass Butters backfires, Cartman struggles to keep his classmates from seeing a compromising photograph. Meanwhile, Butters is sent to a special camp where they "Pray the Gay Away."

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