South Park

You Can't Write This Shit

Season 28 E 5 • 12/11/2025

After spending months as a prisoner in the White House, Towelie tells Satan everything he has seen and heard.

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02:36

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01:17

You Can't Write This Shit
South ParkS28 E5

After spending months as a prisoner in the White House, Towelie tells Satan everything he has seen and heard.
12/11/2025