About

When the Baldwins were bombed by the Canadians, the American-Canadian War began and subsequently claimed millions of lives, but the wish of a lone third grader restored the world as it was before, giving Alec Baldwin, among others, a reprieve. The actor has remained active since, briefly hosting the show Free Pass With Alec Baldwin, cutting off his 'homophobic' thumbs, and being the very first member of Shitter, followed by Eric Cartman, a social network that beams your thoughts without typing. He generally used Shitter to talk about women he's had sex with and how much he enjoys "pussy sandwhich".

Memorable Shitter Posts

• ""In 1992 I had sex with the Queen of Monaco. I had my entire fist up her ass."" (Let Go, Let Gov)
• "Just finished my Shitter commercial. Time to go find a pussy sandwich." (Let Go, Let Gov)
• "I'm about to sit down and eat a sandwich at this amazing deli run by two faggots in Chelsea." (Let Go, Let Gov)
• "In 1982, I was at a party at Mike Douglas' house and I fucked Kim Basinger." (Let Go, Let Gov)
• "If you're ever in Los Angeles, be sure to look up Jennifer Love Hewitt. She can make a pussy sandwich that will give those faggots in Chelsea a run for their money" (Let Go, Let Gov)
• "I borrowed my brother's dick once to fuck Darryl Hannah." (Let Go, Let Gov)
• "I fucked Jack Lemmon's makeup girl in a Port-A-Potty. Woops." (Let Go, Let Gov)

Featured Episodes

• South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (cameo)
• Let Go, Let Gov (s17e01)