List of Episodes
Season 1
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe | |||
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had about alien visitors abducting him. | Aug 13, 1997 | 1 | |
Weight Gain 4000 | |||
When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present the award. | Aug 20, 1997 | 2 | |
Volcano | |||
A weekend trip to experience camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano and a mysterious creature. | Aug 27, 1997 | 3 | |
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride | |||
When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the Homecoming football game against Middle Park. | Sep 3, 1997 | 4 | |
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig | |||
Kyle isn't allowed to keep his new pet elephant because it's too big. The boys find Dr. Mephesto to try and genetically engineer a smaller elephant. | Sep 10, 1997 | 5 | |
Death | |||
Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide. Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show Terrance and Phillip. | Sep 17, 1997 | 6 | |
Pinkeye | |||
A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys' night of trick-or-treating. | Oct 29, 1997 | 7 | |
Damien | |||
Shunned by the other kids, the Son of Satan calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate pay-per-view boxing match between good and evil. | Feb 4, 1998 | 8 | |
Starvin' Marvin | |||
The boys are accidentally mailed an African child. Mistaking Cartman for the child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers. | Nov 19, 1997 | 9 | |
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | |||
While South Park Elementary attempts to stage the most non-offensive, non-denominational holiday play, Kyle tries to make people believe in Mr. Hankey. | Dec 17, 1997 | 10 | |
Tom's Rhinoplasty | |||
Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen. | Feb 11, 1998 | 11 | |
Mecha-Streisand | |||
The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic allows Barbara Streisand to transform into a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world. | Feb 18, 1998 | 12 | |
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut | |||
Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance. | Feb 25, 1998 | 13 |
Season 2
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus | |||
In a Terrance and Phillip special, the Canadian duo must save Terrance's daughter Sally and all of Canada from the evil dictator Saddam Hussein. | Apr 1, 1998 | 14 | |
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut | |||
The boys wait for Dr. Mephesto to regain consciousness and reveal the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, an unexpected blizzard hits South Park. | Apr 22, 1998 | 15 | |
Chickenlover | |||
In order to catch the "Chickenlover", Officer Barbrady must learn how to read. Barbrady resigns and anarchy ensues, so the boys pitch in to help. | May 20, 1998 | 16 | |
Ike's Wee Wee | |||
When the boys find out what it means to be circumcised, they try to save Ike from his Bris. The school counselor Mr. Mackey is fired and experiments with drugs. | May 27, 1998 | 17 | |
Conjoined Fetus Lady | |||
South Park citizens declare a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" to help the school nurse. The school's dodgeball team goes to the championships with Pip as their star player. | Jun 3, 1998 | 18 | |
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka | |||
Jimbo and Ned's efforts to drive up the ratings for their new hunting show threatens to edge out an old favorite, Jesus and Pals. | Jun 10, 1998 | 19 | |
City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) | |||
A freak accident leaves the South Park Elementary school bus teetering precariously on the edge of a cliff. To cope, the boys reminisce the good old days. | Jun 17, 1998 | 20 | |
Summer Sucks | |||
The entire town is gearing up for the annual 4th of July celebration when a ban on fireworks is imposed. They attempt to create something better. | Jun 24, 1998 | 21 | |
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls | |||
South Park's first film festival attracts crowds of tofu-eating movie lovers to the quiet town, badly affecting Mr. Hankey. Chef makes some money by selling his chocolate salty balls. | Aug 19, 1998 | 22 | |
Chickenpox | |||
The parents only have their children's best interests at heart when they arrange for Stan, Kyle and Cartman to be exposed to Kenny's chickenpox virus. | Aug 26, 1998 | 23 | |
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods | |||
Is the new planetarium a boring place to learn about the solar system, or the scene of a diabolical plot to control the minds of South Park's citizens? | Sep 2, 1998 | 24 | |
Clubhouses | |||
Stan and Kyle are psyched to have Wendy and Bebe visit their clubhouse for a game of Truth or Dare, but first they have to build one. | Sep 23, 1998 | 25 | |
Cow Days | |||
South Park's 14th Annual Cow Days rodeo and carnival is here, and the boys are determined to win Terrance and Phillip dolls. Meanwhile, the town's cows begin to worship a statue. | Sep 30, 1998 | 26 | |
Chef Aid | |||
After a huge loss in court, Chef is left penniless. The boys gather some very famous and talented people in the music industry who want to help their old friend. | Oct 7, 1998 | 27 | |
Spookyfish | |||
When Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes a monthly visit, she brings a mysterious pet fish for Stan. Cartman suddenly has a beard and is very nice. | Oct 28, 1998 | 28 | |
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! | |||
Dinner with Cartman's family takes a bizarre twist when Uncle Howard shows up after breaking out of prison with his cellmate Charlie Manson. | Dec 9, 1998 | 29 | |
Gnomes | |||
The boys are assigned to write a report with Tweek, a very nervous and highly caffeinated boy who insists gnomes are stealing his underpants. | Dec 16, 1998 | 30 | |
Prehistoric Ice Man | |||
Kyle and Stan's friendship is strained after they discover a man frozen in an ice cave and argue about what is best for their "discovery". | Jan 20, 1999 | 31 |
Season 3
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Rainforest Shmainforest | |||
The boys travel to Costa Rica as part of the "Getting Gay with Kids" choir tour campaigning to save the rainforest. They subsequently get lost. | Apr 7, 1999 | 32 | |
Spontaneous Combustion | |||
When South Park citizens start randomly exploding, the mayor enlists the town's only geologist Randy Marsh to find the cause and solution. Stan, Kyle and Cartman reenact the Stations of the Cross. | Apr 14, 1999 | 33 | |
The Succubus | |||
When Chef gets engaged, the boys become concerned of his different personality and his evil fiancee. Cartman suffers from vision problems. | Apr 21, 1999 | 34 | |
Tweek Vs. Craig | |||
The boys try to instigate a fight between Tweek and Craig. Meanwhile, Mr. Adler the shop teacher is haunted by a recurring dream of his lost love. | Jun 23, 1999 | 35 | |
Jakovasaurs | |||
The boys discover a prehistoric creature called a Jakovasaur while camping at Stark's Pond. The town tries to save the species from extinction. | Jun 16, 1999 | 36 | |
Sexual Harassment Panda | |||
A giant panda mascot educates the children on sexual harassment. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment, which eventually leads to everyone in South Park suing each other. | Jul 7, 1999 | 37 | |
Cat Orgy | |||
While all the adults gather at Mr. Mackey's house to watch the meteor shower, Shelly Marsh babysits for Cartman and invites her much-older boyfriend over. Cartman's cat is in heat. | Jul 14, 1999 | 38 | |
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub | |||
Stan is dragged to Mr. Mackey's meteor shower party and sent down into the basement to play with Pip, Butters and Dougie. Randy and Gerald share an intimate moment in a hot tub. | Jul 21, 1999 | 39 | |
Jewbilee | |||
Kyle invites Kenny to join him and Ike at Jewbilee, a camp for Jewish kids, where they summon Moses. Meanwhile, an evil plot to release Haman is at hand. | Jul 28, 1999 | 40 | |
Chinpokomon | |||
The boys and their classmates are caught up in the latest fad from Japan called Chinpokomon that contains subliminal propaganda to bring down the American government. | Nov 3, 1999 | 41 | |
Starvin' Marvin in Space | |||
Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park with an alien spaceship and enlists Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny's help to seek out a new home for his starving people. | Nov 17, 1999 | 42 | |
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery | |||
Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween concert and helps the boys solve a spooky pirate ghost mystery. | Oct 27, 1999 | 43 | |
Hooked on Monkey Fonics | |||
To help Cartman win the school spelling bee, Cartman's Mom gives him the Hooked on Monkey Fonics spelling system. | Nov 10, 1999 | 44 | |
The Red Badge of Gayness | |||
Cartman has visions of glory as he suits up for the Confederacy in the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and leads the drunken rebels to defeat the union. | Nov 24, 1999 | 45 | |
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics | |||
An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey. | Dec 1, 1999 | 46 | |
Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus | |||
People from all over the world start to gather outside Jesus' house waiting for a millennium miracle. | Dec 29, 1999 | 47 | |
World Wide Recorder Concert | |||
The children of South Park are invited to Arkansas for the "Four Million Child Blow 2000," the first worldwide recorder concert. | Jan 12, 2000 | 48 |
Season 4
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 | |||
Cartman is pursued by the FBI for committing a hate crime and lands in juvenile hall. | Apr 12, 2000 | 49 | |
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 | |||
When Cartman discovers the Tooth Fairy is paying a premium price for his lost teeth, he and the boys seize the opportunity to make some cash. | Apr 5, 2000 | 50 | |
Quintuplets 2000 | |||
8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania defect to the United States and seek shelter with Stan's family. | Apr 26, 2000 | 51 | |
Timmy 2000 | |||
When Timmy is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, it triggers a wave of prescription drug abuse at South Park Elementary. | Apr 19, 2000 | 52 | |
Pip | |||
When Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havisham plans to break his heart. | Nov 29, 2000 | 53 | |
Cartman Joins NAMBLA | |||
Cartman decides to seek friendship using the Internet, and finds an older man who is more than willing to be his friend...and more. | Jun 21, 2000 | 54 | |
Cherokee Hair Tampons | |||
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman gladly offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of $10 million dollars. | Jun 28, 2000 | 55 | |
Chef Goes Nanners | |||
Chef's passionate protest declaring the South Park flag racist enflames the entire town. | Jul 5, 2000 | 56 | |
Something You Can Do With Your Finger | |||
"Fingerbang" is the newest boy band starring all the boys and it's also Cartman's latest scheme to make a million dollars. | Jul 12, 2000 | 57 | |
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? | |||
The boys learn in Sunday school that they must confess their sins, but worry about Timmy since all he can say is his own name. | Jul 19, 2000 | 58 | |
Probably | |||
Cartman's flock begins to grow and the children begin plans to build him a Church. Meanwhile, Satan turns to God for advice. | Jul 26, 2000 | 59 | |
Fourth Grade | |||
The boys devise a plan to travel back in time a full year and return to the third grade, with the help of Timmy and his electronic wheelchair. | Nov 8, 2000 | 60 | |
Trapper Keeper | |||
When he finally stops bragging about his new Trapper Keeper, a stranger informs him that it will eventually take over the world and destroy humankind, if they don't destroy it first. | Nov 15, 2000 | 61 | |
Helen Keller! The Musical | |||
When Butters informs the forth grader's that the Kindergarteners school play is a magnificent sight to behold, they go through a lot of pain to make sure they beat the tiny tots' show. | Nov 22, 2000 | 62 | |
Fat Camp | |||
Cartman's family and friends have intervened and are forcing him to trim down. While Cartman's away, Kenny's star is on the rise when he gets his own reality TV show. | Dec 6, 2000 | 63 | |
The Wacky Molestation Adventure | |||
To get back at his parents for not letting him go to a concert, Kyle tells the police that his parents molested him. Soon, the whole town is free of adults and divided into two rival cities | Dec 13, 2000 | 64 | |
A Very Crappy Christmas | |||
When Mr. Hankey skips Christmas, the boys find him living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas anymore | Dec 20, 2000 | 65 |
Season 5
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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It Hits the Fan | |||
The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park tune in to hear the word "shit" on a popular TV shows. | Jun 20, 2001 | 66 | |
Cripple Fight | |||
Big Gay Al returns to South Park as the new scout leader. When he is fired for being gay, the boys rally to his defense with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. | Jun 27, 2001 | 67 | |
Super Best Friends | |||
Teaming up with Jesus, Stan calls upon all the Super Best Friends to destroy the evil cult leader and magician David Blaine and thwart the mass suicide pact he has planned. | Jul 4, 2001 | 68 | |
Scott Tenorman Must Die | |||
After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman. | Jul 11, 2001 | 69 | |
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow | |||
When the boys discover Terrance and Philip have called it quits, they'll go to any lengths to reunite the duo and recruit them for South Park's Earth Day festivities. | Jul 18, 2001 | 70 | |
Cartmanland | |||
Cartman inherits a million dollars from his grandmother and fulfills his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park: Cartmanland! | Jul 25, 2001 | 71 | |
Proper Condom Use | |||
In a time-honored tradition and right-of-passage, the boys are separated from the girls and schooled in the mysteries of sex by none other than Mr. Mackey. | Aug 1, 2001 | 72 | |
Towelie | |||
When the government steals their new Gamesphere, the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. | Aug 8, 2001 | 73 | |
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants | |||
The kids of South Park have raised money to send to children of Afghanistan, but the Government believes the Afghani children's thank you gift is contaminated with Anthrax and the boys are forced to take it back to Afghanistan. | Nov 7, 2001 | 74 | |
How To Eat With Your Butt | |||
Cartman gets Kenny's school picture on every "missing child" milk carton in the country. | Nov 14, 2001 | 75 | |
The Entity | |||
Mr. Garrison gets fed up with long lines, delayed flights and the airline industry in general and invents his own transportation device. | Nov 21, 2001 | 76 | |
Here Comes the Neighborhood | |||
Tolkien is tired of being the only rich kid in town, and succeeds in attracting several other wealthy families to South Park | Nov 28, 2001 | 77 | |
Kenny Dies | |||
In a very special episode of "South Park," Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem-cell research. | Dec 5, 2001 | 78 | |
Butters' Very Own Episode | |||
Alone and lost, Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bath houses in an effort to get his dad back home in time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary. | Dec 12, 2001 | 79 |
Season 6
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Freak Strike | |||
When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough. | Mar 20, 2002 | 80 | |
Jared Has Aides | |||
As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. | Mar 6, 2002 | 81 | |
Asspen | |||
While the adults are trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain. | Mar 13, 2002 | 82 | |
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer | |||
All the kids in South Park are glued to the TV, wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie. | Apr 3, 2002 | 83 | |
Fun with Veal | |||
Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is, in fact, the meat from little baby calves. | Mar 27, 2002 | 84 | |
Professor Chaos | |||
The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born. | Apr 10, 2002 | 85 | |
The Simpsons Already Did It | |||
Professor Chaos is frustrated when he realizes all of his diabolical plans to wreak havoc on South Park have already been done by "The Simpsons". | Jun 26, 2002 | 86 | |
Red Hot Catholic Love | |||
A sexual abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican. | Jul 3, 2002 | 87 | |
Free Hat | |||
When the boys find out that their favorite movies are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process, they form a club to "Save Films from their Directors". | Jul 10, 2002 | 88 | |
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society | |||
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop". Her new little breasts inspire a primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general. | Jul 17, 2002 | 89 | |
Child Abduction is Not Funny | |||
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok Restaurant to build the Great Wall of South Park. | Jul 24, 2002 | 90 | |
A Ladder to Heaven | |||
Kenny died with the winning ticket to a prize of endless candy in his pocket. The boys decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find him and get the ticket back. | Nov 6, 2002 | 91 | |
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers | |||
The boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store. | Nov 13, 2002 | 92 | |
The Death Camp of Tolerance | |||
The boys are sentenced to the Death Camp of Tolerance where they learn how to treat minorities. Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks make their debut in this episode. | Nov 20, 2002 | 93 | |
The Biggest Douche in the Universe | |||
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. | Nov 27, 2002 | 94 | |
My Future Self 'n' Me | |||
When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. | Dec 4, 2002 | 95 | |
Red Sleigh Down | |||
Cartman has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. He recruits Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in a desperate attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq. | Dec 11, 2002 | 96 |
Season 7
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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I'm a Little Bit Country | |||
The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day. | Apr 9, 2003 | 97 | |
Krazy Kripples | |||
Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips". | Mar 26, 2003 | 98 | |
Toilet Paper | |||
Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house, but Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt. | Apr 2, 2003 | 99 | |
Cancelled | |||
Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled. | Mar 19, 2003 | 100 | |
Fat Butt and Pancake Head | |||
One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. | Apr 16, 2003 | 101 | |
Lil' Crime Stoppers | |||
After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them, "junior deputies." | Apr 23, 2003 | 102 | |
Red Man's Greed | |||
The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town. | Apr 30, 2003 | 103 | |
South Park Is Gay | |||
The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze. | Oct 22, 2003 | 104 | |
Christian Rock Hard | |||
When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. | Oct 29, 2003 | 105 | |
Grey Dawn | |||
With South Park's senior citizens behind the wheel, more than a few farmer's markets have been mowed down. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back. | Nov 5, 2003 | 106 | |
Casa Bonita | |||
Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing". | Nov 12, 2003 | 107 | |
All About Mormons | |||
A Mormon kid moves to South Park and it's up to Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are. | Nov 19, 2003 | 108 | |
Butt Out | |||
After singing and dancing representatives from an anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking, the kids at South Park Elementary realize how cool it really is and take up the habit. | Dec 3, 2003 | 109 | |
Raisins | |||
After Wendy breaks up with Stan the boys take him to "Raisins", a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. | Dec 10, 2003 | 110 | |
It's Christmas in Canada | |||
The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. | Dec 17, 2003 | 111 |
Season 8
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Good Times With Weapons | |||
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. | Mar 17, 2004 | 112 | |
AWESOM-O | |||
Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O. | Apr 14, 2004 | 113 | |
Up the Down Steroid | |||
Jimmy is in training for the upcoming Special Olympics and he's determined to win at any cost | Mar 24, 2004 | 114 | |
The Passion of the Jew | |||
Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ" and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along. | Mar 31, 2004 | 115 | |
You Got F'd in the A | |||
Stan just got served, and now it's up to him to put together a team of South Park's best dancers to compete against a troupe from Orange County. | Apr 7, 2004 | 116 | |
Goobacks | |||
Humans from the year 3045 are traveling to South Park through a recently opened time portal and are looking for work. | Apr 28, 2004 | 117 | |
The Jeffersons | |||
The children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson" the new neighbor in town, and Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him best. | Apr 21, 2004 | 118 | |
Douche and Turd | |||
A PET protest against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot forces the student body to choose a new one. | Oct 27, 2004 | 119 | |
Something Wall Mart This Way Comes | |||
In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding Wall Mart superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back. | Nov 3, 2004 | 120 | |
Pre-School | |||
The kid who took the fall for the boys five years ago is getting out of Juvie, and his first order of business is revenge | Nov 10, 2004 | 121 | |
Quest for Ratings | |||
The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. | Nov 17, 2004 | 122 | |
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | |||
Disturbed by the corruptive influence Paris Hilton has on all little girls in South Park, one of the town's favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off." | Dec 1, 2004 | 123 | |
Cartman's Incredible Gift | |||
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases. | Dec 8, 2004 | 124 | |
Woodland Critter Christmas | |||
Stan agrees to help a group of adorable woodland critters build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior, only to find out that they serve Satan. | Dec 15, 2004 | 125 |
Season 9
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina | |||
As Mr. garrison enjoys his new womanly attributes after his sex change, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. | Mar 9, 2005 | 126 | |
Die Hippie, Die | |||
When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards the citizens of South Park have no choice but to turn to Eric Cartman for help. | Mar 16, 2005 | 127 | |
Wing | |||
The boys set up a talent agency and pool all their resources and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away. | Mar 23, 2005 | 128 | |
Best Friends Forever | |||
When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can can get what Kenny left to him in Kenny's will. | Mar 30, 2005 | 129 | |
The Losing Edge | |||
The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning. | Apr 6, 2005 | 130 | |
The Death of Eric Cartman | |||
Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure that Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years. | Apr 13, 2005 | 131 | |
Erection Day | |||
The South Park Elementary School Talent Show is coming up and Jimmy can't wait to perform his comedy routine, but first he must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones. | Apr 20, 2005 | 132 | |
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow | |||
A Global Warming State is Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. | Oct 19, 2005 | 133 | |
Marjorine | |||
Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate a slumber party, in order to retrieve a future telling device Cartman is convinced the girls have. | Oct 26, 2005 | 134 | |
Follow That Egg | |||
In an effort to thwart her ex-lovers plans to get married, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | Nov 2, 2005 | 135 | |
Ginger Kids | |||
After the sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race. | Nov 9, 2005 | 136 | |
Trapped in the Closet | |||
Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out, after Stan criticizes his "talent." | Nov 16, 2005 | 137 | |
Free Willzyx | |||
The boys try to rescue their new friend Willzyx, a talking space whale, from the Denver Sea Park and with the help of MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) get him home to the moon for $200. | Nov 30, 2005 | 138 | |
Bloody Mary | |||
Stan is embarrassed when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. Randy believes that only one thing can save him from his "disease," a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary in the next town. | Dec 7, 2005 | 139 |
Season 10
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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The Return of Chef | |||
Chef returns to South Park after spending time away with a group called, "The Super Adventure Club", but when his strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys risk everything to save him. | Mar 22, 2006 | 140 | |
Smug Alert | |||
Kyle and his family are moving to San Francisco. The only way Stan can get his best friend back is to convince everyone to start driving hybrid cars. | Mar 29, 2006 | 141 | |
Cartoon Wars Part I | |||
When the creators of the Family Guy announce that they will show the image of a religious symbol, the network threatens to ban the episode. Cartman sees this as his chance to get "Family Guy" off the air for good. | Apr 5, 2006 | 142 | |
Cartoon Wars Part II | |||
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all. | Apr 12, 2006 | 143 | |
A Million Little Fibers | |||
Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. | Apr 19, 2006 | 144 | |
ManBearPig | |||
Al Gore warns the school about the threat of ManBearPig. | Apr 26, 2006 | 145 | |
Tsst! | |||
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. | May 3, 2006 | 146 | |
Make Love, Not Warcraft | |||
There's trouble in the online gaming world when a mad gamer won't play by the rules. The boys dedicate their lives to defeating the renegade and saving the World of Warcraft. | Oct 4, 2006 | 147 | |
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce | |||
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time is finally uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. | Oct 11, 2006 | 148 | |
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy | |||
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student. | Oct 18, 2006 | 149 | |
Hell on Earth 2006 | |||
Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever. Just like a girl getting ready for her sweet sixteen, every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten his fun. | Oct 25, 2006 | 150 | |
Go God Go | |||
South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution. Cartman's too busy to notice as he plans to propel himself into the future on the precise release date of the newest, hottest game console. | Nov 1, 2006 | 151 | |
Go God Go XII | |||
Eric Cartman has frozen himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future and now, he's stuck in a Godless world on the brink of war with no Nintendo Wii. | Nov 8, 2006 | 152 | |
Stanley's Cup | |||
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. But Marsh is still living with the memory of how he let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. | Nov 15, 2006 | 153 |
Season 11
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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With Apologies to Jesse Jackson | |||
Randy Marsh tries to find forgiveness after mistakenly using a racial slur on "Wheel of Fortune". Meanwhile, Cartman fights a midget. | Mar 7, 2007 | 154 | |
Cartman Sucks | |||
Cartman invites Butters over for the night and plans to do disgusting things to him in his sleep. However, when he photographs Butters' penis in his mouth, there are drastic consequences for both boys. | Mar 14, 2007 | 155 | |
Lice Capades | |||
When Mrs. Garrison refuses to name names about an infestation of head lice that plagues South Park Elementary, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice. | Mar 21, 2007 | 156 | |
The Snuke | |||
When a new Muslim student joins the class, Cartman immediately suspects him of being a terrorist. | Mar 28, 2007 | 157 | |
Fantastic Easter Special | |||
Stan starts asking his Dad some tough questions about the origins of Easter. The answers lead to an ancient and mysterious secret society created in the Middle Ages to protect the secret of the Easter Bunny. | Apr 4, 2007 | 158 | |
D-Yikes! | |||
When the bar Mrs. Garrison hangs out in is about to be taken over by Persian club owners, she fights to save the one place that lets her be the woman she is. | Apr 11, 2007 | 159 | |
Night of the Living Homeless | |||
Ignoring the homeless in South Park becomes impossible when their numbers become overwhelming and their lust for spare change becomes insatiable. | Apr 18, 2007 | 160 | |
Le Petit Tourette | |||
Faking Tourette's Syndrome and saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, Cartman lines up an appearance with Chris Hansen on "Dateline NBC." | Oct 3, 2007 | 161 | |
More Crap | |||
Stan's dad Randy becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. | Oct 10, 2007 | 162 | |
Imaginationland | |||
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun. | Oct 17, 2007 | 163 | |
Imaginationland, Episode II | |||
After the wall in Imaginationland is blown up by terrorists, the evil side crosses over. Cartman tracks down Kyle and Stan at the Pentagon and demands Kyle makes good on their agreement. Meanwhile, U.S. troops cross over into Imaginationland while evil characters cross over into reality. | Oct 24, 2007 | 164 | |
Imaginationland, Episode III | |||
Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to pay up on their bet. | Oct 31, 2007 | 165 | |
Guitar Queer-O | |||
When Stan and Kyle get hooked on Guitar Hero, Stan's superior skills put their friendship in danger. | Nov 7, 2007 | 166 | |
The List | |||
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. The boys steal the list, but are unprepared to deal with the results. | Nov 14, 2007 | 167 |
Season 12
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Tonsil Trouble | |||
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. | Mar 12, 2008 | 168 | |
Britney's New Look | |||
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. | Mar 19, 2008 | 169 | |
Major Boobage | |||
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. | Mar 26, 2008 | 170 | |
Canada on Strike | |||
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. | Apr 2, 2008 | 171 | |
Eek, A Penis! | |||
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. | Apr 9, 2008 | 172 | |
Over Logging | |||
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west. | Apr 16, 2008 | 173 | |
Super Fun Time | |||
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door. | Apr 23, 2008 | 174 | |
The China Probrem | |||
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese. | Oct 8, 2008 | 175 | |
Breast Cancer Show Ever | |||
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. | Oct 15, 2008 | 176 | |
Pandemic | |||
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it. | Oct 22, 2008 | 177 | |
Pandemic 2: The Startling | |||
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains. | Oct 29, 2008 | 178 | |
About Last Night... | |||
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. | Nov 5, 2008 | 179 | |
Elementary School Musical | |||
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. | Nov 12, 2008 | 180 | |
The Ungroundable | |||
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire. | Nov 19, 2008 | 181 |
Season 13
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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The Ring | |||
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings. | Mar 11, 2009 | 182 | |
The Coon | |||
"The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. | Mar 18, 2009 | 183 | |
Margaritaville | |||
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. | Mar 25, 2009 | 184 | |
Eat, Pray, Queef | |||
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well. | Apr 1, 2009 | 185 | |
Fishsticks | |||
Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time. | Apr 8, 2009 | 186 | |
Pinewood Derby | |||
Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby. | Apr 15, 2009 | 187 | |
Fatbeard | |||
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia. | Apr 22, 2009 | 188 | |
Dead Celebrities | |||
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother. | Oct 7, 2009 | 189 | |
Butters' Bottom Bitch | |||
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore. | Oct 14, 2009 | 190 | |
W.T.F. | |||
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers. | Oct 21, 2009 | 191 | |
Whale Whores | |||
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins. | Oct 28, 2009 | 192 | |
The F Word | |||
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. | Nov 4, 2009 | 193 | |
Dances With Smurfs | |||
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary. | Nov 11, 2009 | 194 | |
Pee | |||
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly. | Nov 18, 2009 | 195 |
Season 14
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Sexual Healing | |||
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem. | Mar 17, 2010 | 196 | |
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs | |||
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own. | Mar 24, 2010 | 197 | |
Medicinal Fried Chicken | |||
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medical marijuana. Randy is so desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back. | Mar 31, 2010 | 198 | |
You Have 0 Friends | |||
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook. | Apr 7, 2010 | 199 | |
200 | |||
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge. | Apr 14, 2010 | 200 | |
201 | |||
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids, and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?" | Apr 21, 2010 | 201 | |
Crippled Summer | |||
Timmy and Jimmy head off to summer camp with their handicapable friends. | Apr 28, 2010 | 202 | |
Poor and Stupid | |||
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and heÃâs willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. | Oct 6, 2010 | 203 | |
It's A Jersey Thing | |||
New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and their next stop is South Park. | Oct 13, 2010 | 204 | |
Insheeption | |||
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because heÃâs holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too. | Oct 20, 2010 | 205 | |
Coon 2: Hindsight | |||
"Coon and Friends" set out to help the victims of BP's latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Much to the Coon's dismay, another Super Hero gets there first. | Oct 27, 2010 | 206 | |
Mysterion Rises | |||
MysterionÃâs true identity is revealed. Meanwhile, the Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes, is out for revenge. | Nov 3, 2010 | 207 | |
Coon vs. Coon & Friends | |||
Coon and Friends find themselves at the mercy of Cartman who now has the dark lord, Cthulhu, doing his bidding.?????? Kenny wrestles with the curse of his super power through his alter ego, Mysterion. | Nov 10, 2010 | 208 | |
Creme Fraiche | |||
Stan's life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randy's obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. | Nov 17, 2010 | 209 |
Season 15
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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HUMANCENTiPAD | |||
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad. | Apr 27, 2011 | 210 | |
Funnybot | |||
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. | May 4, 2011 | 211 | |
Royal Pudding | |||
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding. | May 11, 2011 | 212 | |
T.M.I. | |||
Cartman throws a fit when the boy's penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, He is sent to anger management therapy. | May 18, 2011 | 213 | |
Crack Baby Athletic Association | |||
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association. | May 25, 2011 | 214 | |
City Sushi | |||
Butters' parents take him to see a specialist. | Jun 1, 2011 | 215 | |
You're Getting Old | |||
Just after StanÃâs 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships. | Jun 8, 2011 | 216 | |
Ass Burgers | |||
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome. | Oct 5, 2011 | 217 | |
The Last of the Meheecans | |||
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. | Oct 12, 2011 | 218 | |
Bass to Mouth | |||
The kid's most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website. | Oct 19, 2011 | 219 | |
Broadway Bro Down | |||
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan. | Oct 26, 2011 | 220 | |
1% | |||
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman. | Nov 2, 2011 | 221 | |
A History Channel Thanksgiving | |||
The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving. | Nov 9, 2011 | 222 | |
The Poor Kid | |||
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested. | Nov 16, 2011 | 223 |
Season 16
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Reverse Cowgirl | |||
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs. | Mar 14, 2012 | 224 | |
Cash For Gold | |||
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel. | Mar 21, 2012 | 225 | |
Faith Hilling | |||
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace. | Mar 28, 2012 | 226 | |
Jewpacabra | |||
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods. | Apr 4, 2012 | 227 | |
Butterballs | |||
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully. | Apr 11, 2012 | 228 | |
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining | |||
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival. | Apr 18, 2012 | 229 | |
Cartman Finds Love | |||
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels. | Apr 25, 2012 | 230 | |
Sarcastaball | |||
South Park Elementary takes steps to address footballââ¬â¢s concussion crisis. | Sep 26, 2012 | 231 | |
Raising the Bar | |||
Cartman finally admits heââ¬â¢s fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. | Oct 3, 2012 | 232 | |
Insecurity | |||
Cartman signs up for a home security system. | Oct 10, 2012 | 233 | |
Going Native | |||
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. | Oct 17, 2012 | 234 | |
A Nightmare on Face Time | |||
Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. | Oct 24, 2012 | 235 | |
A Scause for Applause | |||
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero, is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands. | Oct 31, 2012 | 236 | |
Obama Wins! | |||
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election. | Nov 7, 2012 | 237 |
Season 17
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Let Go, Let Gov | |||
Cartman wants to hold the government accountable for secretly monitoring all of his personal information. | Sep 25, 2013 | 238 | |
Informative Murder Porn | |||
The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other. | Oct 2, 2013 | 239 | |
World War Zimmerman | |||
Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a threat to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Tolkien. | Oct 9, 2013 | 240 | |
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers | |||
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children. | Oct 23, 2013 | 241 | |
Taming Strange | |||
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba. | Oct 30, 2013 | 242 | |
Ginger Cow | |||
Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony. | Nov 6, 2013 | 243 | |
Black Friday | |||
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping. | Nov 13, 2013 | 244 | |
A Song of Ass and Fire | |||
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kennyâs betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge. | Nov 20, 2013 | 245 | |
Titties and Dragons | |||
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner. | Dec 4, 2013 | 246 | |
The Hobbit | |||
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselorâs office. | Dec 11, 2013 | 247 |
Season 18
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Go Fund Yourself | |||
The boys start a company and seek funding for it on Kickstarter. | Sep 24, 2014 | 248 | |
Gluten Free Ebola | |||
South Park goes gluten free after they find out their dick will fly off if they don't. | Oct 1, 2014 | 249 | |
The Cissy | |||
Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a sissy. | Oct 8, 2014 | 250 | |
Handicar | |||
Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies. | Oct 15, 2014 | 251 | |
The Magic Bush | |||
Cartman and Butters get their hands on a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood | Oct 29, 2014 | 252 | |
Freemium Isn't Free | |||
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. | Nov 5, 2014 | 253 | |
Grounded Vindaloop | |||
Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality. | Nov 12, 2014 | 254 | |
Cock Magic | |||
There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok. | Nov 19, 2014 | 255 | |
#REHASH | |||
Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother. But, when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by. | Dec 3, 2014 | 256 | |
#HappyHolograms | |||
Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest Holiday Spectacular ever. | Dec 10, 2014 | 257 |
Season 19
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Stunning and Brave | |||
South Park Elementary gets a new principal. | Sep 16, 2015 | 258 | |
Where My Country Gone? | |||
Mr. Garrison wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants. | Sep 23, 2015 | 259 | |
The City Part of Town | |||
The town of South Park is gentrifying and Kenny thinks it's time to get a job. | Sep 30, 2015 | 260 | |
You're Not Yelping | |||
Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. | Oct 14, 2015 | 261 | |
Safe Space | |||
Cartman is the latest victim of body shaming. | Oct 21, 2015 | 262 | |
Tweek x Craig | |||
The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig. | Oct 28, 2015 | 263 | |
Naughty Ninjas | |||
The citizens of South Park decide they no longer need a police force in town. | Nov 11, 2015 | 264 | |
Sponsored Content | |||
Jimmyâs integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principalâs ideology. | Nov 18, 2015 | 265 | |
Truth and Advertising | |||
PC Principal disappears with two of the 4th grade students. | Dec 2, 2015 | 266 | |
PC Principal Final Justice | |||
Kyle has chosen a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. | Dec 9, 2015 | 267 |
Season 20
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Member Berries | |||
Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail as the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon. | Sep 14, 2016 | 268 | |
Skank Hunt | |||
Kyle's dad manages to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his on-line abuse global. | Sep 21, 2016 | 269 | |
The Damned | |||
Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone. | Sep 28, 2016 | 270 | |
Wieners Out | |||
The boys band together to stand up for their rights. | Oct 12, 2016 | 271 | |
Douche and a Danish | |||
Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race. | Oct 19, 2016 | 272 | |
Fort Collins | |||
An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public. | Oct 26, 2016 | 273 | |
Oh, Jeez | |||
PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter. | Nov 9, 2016 | 274 | |
Members Only | |||
The new President-elect pays a visit to his hometown. Gerald tries anything to escape the Troll Hunterâs revenge. Meanwhile, Cartman and Heidi make their way to SpaceX to try to get on the first rocket leaving for Mars. | Nov 16, 2016 | 275 | |
Not Funny | |||
Cartman is certain that Butters is trying to steal his girlfriend. | Nov 30, 2016 | 276 | |
The End of Serialization as We Know It | |||
Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants to get to Mars. | Dec 7, 2016 | 277 |
Season 21
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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White People Renovating Houses | |||
Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in todayâs society. | Sep 13, 2017 | 278 | |
Put It Down | |||
When Tweek is caught in the middle of a petty conflict, it drives his relationship with Craig to the brink. | Sep 20, 2017 | 279 | |
Holiday Special | |||
In a return to form, a forbidden love story between a white man and a Native American man unfolds. | Sep 27, 2017 | 280 | |
Franchise Prequel | |||
Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos. | Oct 11, 2017 | 281 | |
Hummels & Heroin | |||
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. | Oct 18, 2017 | 282 | |
Sons A Witches | |||
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park. | Oct 25, 2017 | 283 | |
Doubling Down | |||
Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidiâs relationship. | Nov 8, 2017 | 284 | |
Moss Piglets | |||
Jimmy and Timmyâs experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair. | Nov 15, 2017 | 285 | |
SUPER HARD PCness | |||
Itâs never been more challenging to be a PC Principal. | Nov 29, 2017 | 286 | |
Splatty Tomato | |||
The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the President is scaring their children. | Dec 6, 2017 | 287 |
Season 22
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Dead Kids | |||
Sharon is overreacting to everything these days and Randy canât cope. Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. | Sep 26, 2018 | 288 | |
A Boy and a Priest | |||
A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. | Oct 3, 2018 | 289 | |
The Problem With a Poo | |||
Mr. Hankey must defend his character or lose everything that is important to him. Mr. Hankeyâs offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant. Meanwhile, at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. | Oct 10, 2018 | 290 | |
Tegridy Farms | |||
The Vaping epidemic hits South Park Elementary. Butters is selling vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school. Meanwhile, Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. | Oct 17, 2018 | 291 | |
The Scoots | |||
It's every boy and girl for themselves this year when the kids head out for tricks or treats. This year, a revolution in mobility is changing Halloween for everyone. Chaos erupts as every kid is out to get more candy than they have ever gotten before. Mr. Mackey and the rest of the adults ate hording emergency supplies and hoping to survive until morning. | Oct 31, 2018 | 292 | |
Time To Get Cereal | |||
The citizens of South Park have no idea the danger they're in. When dead citizens start popping up all over town, the boys realize they need Al Gore's help. The boys are willing to do almost anything to save the town, and themselves, but it may be just too late. | Nov 7, 2018 | 293 | |
Nobody Got Cereal? | |||
ManBearPig continues to terrorize South Park. The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. Satan steps up to help the boys and the rest of the citizens of South Park. | Nov 14, 2018 | 294 | |
Buddha Box | |||
Eric Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety. Cartman just canât deal with people any longer. They get in the way of whatâs most important in his life. | Nov 28, 2018 | 295 | |
Unfulfilled | |||
South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazonâs newest Fulfillment Center. The citizens of South Park are enjoying all the perks of being a company town when the Amazon Fulfillment Center moves in. Everything is just swell until the contradictions inherent in capitalism threaten to bring down the entire system down. | Dec 5, 2018 | 296 | |
Bike Parade | |||
This week the Amazon workers are still on strike and now no one is getting their Christmas packages. Despite the chaos at the Amazon Fulfillment Center, the Bike Parade is still on. The boysâ chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the striking workers. | Dec 12, 2018 | 297 |
Season 23
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Mexican Joker | |||
In the pilot episode of the new hit series, Tegridy Farms, Randy battles home-grown weed and comes to terms with the fact that he might be a towel. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp. | Sep 25, 2019 | 298 | |
Band in China | |||
Randy sees an opportunity for TEGRIDY in China. Randy lands himself in big trouble on a visit to China. Meanwhile, Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to move away from South Park. | Oct 2, 2019 | 299 | |
Shots!!! | |||
The showâs creators celebrate the THIRD episode of Tegridy Farms. This week, Randy revels in a Tegridy Farms milestone. Meanwhile, Cartman stands his ground and refuses to get a shot. | Oct 9, 2019 | 300 | |
Let Them Eat Goo | |||
Cartman has a heart attack. The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet. Cartman is pretty sure the new food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack. | Oct 16, 2019 | 301 | |
Tegridy Farms Halloween Special | |||
It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum. | Oct 30, 2019 | 302 | |
Season Finale | |||
The Mayor has evidence that Randy blew up his neighborâs yards in protest over homegrown weed and then blamed it on a Mexican Joker. Now the citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up. | Nov 6, 2019 | 303 | |
Board Girls | |||
The Annual Strong Woman Competition pushes everyone to their limits. An even stronger woman causes big problems for PC Principal. Cartman, Stan, and the rest of the boys meet their match when some of the girls join their board gamers club. | Nov 13, 2019 | 304 | |
Turd Burglars | |||
Kyle and Ike are desperate to keep a lid on their momâs medical condition. Kyleâs mom looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods. Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. | Nov 27, 2019 | 305 | |
Basic Cable | |||
Scott Malkinson's future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scottâs dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable. | Dec 4, 2019 | 306 | |
Christmas Snow | |||
Itâs a bleak Christmas Season in South Park this year and itâs all Santaâs fault. He is single handedly stealing the joy from the holiday. The town just wants their Christmas Spirit back but that will take a Christmas miracle. | Dec 11, 2019 | 307 |
Season 24
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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The Pandemic Special | |||
Randy comes to terms with his role in the COVID-19 outbreak as the on-going pandemic presents continued challenges to the citizens of South Park. The kids happily head back to school but nothing resembles the normal that they once knew; not their teachers, not their homeroom, not even Eric Cartman. | Sep 30, 2020 | 308 | |
South ParQ Vaccination Special | |||
The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated. | Mar 10, 2021 | 309 |
Season 25
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Pajama Day | |||
After failing to show respect for their teacher, PC Principal revokes Pajama Day privileges for the entire 4th grade class. Cartman is distraught. The kids arenât going to stand for it but PC Principal refuses to back down. | Feb 02, 2022 | 310 | |
The Big Fix | |||
Stanâs horrified to realize heâs misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. | Feb 09, 2022 | 311 | |
City People | |||
Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. | Feb 16, 2022 | 312 | |
Back to the Cold War | |||
A lot is riding on Butterâs ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship. | Mar 2, 2022 | 313 | |
Help, My Teenager Hates Me! | |||
The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. | Mar 9, 2022 | 314 | |
Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special | |||
Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park donât understand what St. Patrickâs Day is really about. | Mar 16, 2022 | 315 |
Season 26
Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Cupid Ye | |||
Cartman is jealous of the friendship thatâs developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it. | Feb 08, 2023 | 316 | |
The Worldwide Privacy Tour | |||
The Prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town. | Feb 15, 2023 | 317 | |
Japanese Toilet | |||
South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets. | Mar 1, 2023 | 318 | |
Deep Learning | |||
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school. | Mar 8, 2023 | 319 | |
DikinBaus Hot Dogs | |||
The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado. | Mar 22, 2023 | 320 | |
Spring Break | |||
Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle. | Mar 29, 2023 | 321 |
Events
Events | Original Air Date | # | |
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SOUTH PARK: POST COVID | |||
In SOUTH PARK: POST COVID, we'll find out the answer to the question: what happened to the children who lived through the pandemic? Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny survived, but will never be the same post COVID. | Nov 25, 2021 | 01 | |
SOUTH PARK: POST COVID: THE RETURN OF COVID | |||
What happened to the children who lived through the Pandemic? Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny survived but will never be the same Post Covid. | Dec 12, 2021 | 02 | |
SOUTH PARK THE STREAMING WARS | |||
In SOUTH PARK THE STREAMING WARS, Cartman locks horns with his mom in a battle of wills while an epic conflict unfolds that threatens South Park's very existence. | June 01, 2022 | 03 | |
SOUTH PARK THE STREAMING WARS PART 2 | |||
In SOUTH PARK THE STREAMING WARS PART 2, a drought has brought the town of South Park to the brink of disaster. | July 13, 2022 | 04 | |
SOUTH PARK: JOINING THE PANDERVERSE | |||
In SOUTH PARK: JOINING THE PANDERVERSE, Cartman's deeply disturbing dreams portend the end of the life he knows and loves. The adults in South Park are also wrestling with their own life decisions as the advent of AI is turning their world upside down. | October 27, 2023 | 05 | |
SOUTH PARK:NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN | |||
In SOUTH PARK: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN, After it's discovered that a teacher at South Park Elementary has an OnlyFans page, Randy is compelled to take a closer look at the seedy underbelly of the world of on-line influencers. | December 20, 2023 | 06 | |
SOUTH PARK:THE END OF OBESITY | |||
The advent of new weight loss drugs has a huge impact on everyone in South Park. When Cartman is denied access to the life-changing medicine, the kids jump into action. | May 24, 2024 | 07 |