Brad Pitt

Gender	Male
Age	10
Hair Color	Blonde
Occupation	Actor; Zombie Hunter
Grade	4th Grade
Aliases	Eric Cartman
Wife	Angelina Jolie
Driver	Cartman's Driver
Voiced by	Trey Parker
First Appearance	World War Zimmerman

About

The details about this noble ten-year-old hero are unknown, but it was him who made America aware of it's horrific zombie infestation and who eventually brought it all to an end by finding patient zero, George Zimmerman and eliminating him... by coercing him into shooting him. He then disappeared, taking none of the glory... as long as his family was safe, or something.