Cartman Sucks

Season	s11
Episode	e02
Written By	Trey Parker
Production Code	1102
Original Air Date	2007-03-14

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Description

Cartman has developed a hobby of getting Butters Stotch to spend the night at his house and taking degrading photos of him as he sleeps. Cartman then shows Stan, Kenny, and Kyle a photo of him with Butters' penis in his mouth, thinking that this makes Butters homosexual. However, Kyle points out that a male who performs oral sex on another male is the one who will be perceived to be the homosexual, thus making Cartman the homosexual. As a practical joke, Kyle then convinces a horrified Cartman that taking a similar picture with his and Buttersâ€™ positions reversed would "reverse the gay polarity."

Cartman goes over to Butters' house, then tricks him into allowing himself to be blindfolded and opening his mouth. As he is about to insert his penis into Butters' mouth, Butters' dad Stephen walks in on them and panics. After Cartman flees without waiting to explain, Stephen declares that Butters is bi-curious. Butters, totally unaware of what Cartman was planning to do, just asks him what that means. Stephen explains that it means that Butters is "confused". Butters, having no idea what he is talking about, admits that this is so. Stephen takes him to a Christian conversion therapy camp, whose organizers repeatedly reinforce the idea that the boys there are "confused". Throughout the episode, it is never explained to Butters that homosexuality is the issue of discussion, and he accepts everything cheerfully and at face value.

At the gay conversion camp, the boys are miserable and suicide is common. Butters befriends his roommate and "accountabili-buddy", a nervous and insecure boy called Bradley. When camp authorities find Bradley's 1979 male underwear catalog they are both punished. After Bradley realizes that he has a crush on Butters, he comes to the conclusion that he is beyond hope and decides to end his life. Butters and the staff of the camp find Bradley on the outer ledge of a bridge and try to convince him to come down. When Butters finds the staff to be unsympathetic, he excoriates them, telling them that he is sick of people telling him he's confused, and that he was never confused until he was brought to the camp. He also voices his belief that the staff's assertions of "confusion" are simply a projection of their own confusion. Somewhat encouraged by Butters' expression of confidence and pride, Bradley decides not to commit suicide and comes down. Seeing that Butters is happy being bi-curious, Stephen admits that he's bi-curious as well and that he enjoys his curiosity. The statement prompts a shared laugh between the two, but Butters then concludes that he is now even more confused.

Meanwhile, Cartman convinces himself that Kyle has stolen the photo of him with Butters' penis in his mouth in order to show the picture at school during show and tell. Kyle's attempts to convince Cartman that he has not stolen it are unsuccessful, as are the other avenues through which Cartman attempts to recover it from him. Resolving to prevent Kyle from having the satisfaction of showing it off, Cartman himself shows a copy of the photo to the entire class during show-and-tell, attempting to pass it off as an artistic statement against the War In Iraq, but even Mrs. Garrison is shocked. To make things worse, Mr. Mackey comes to the classroom and relates a message to Cartman from his mother: she found the original photograph under his desk at home. Cartman's humiliation is completed as Kyle simply glares at him with a look of bored disdain.

Memorable Quotes

"You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes YOU gay, stupid!" Kyle
"FINE! Whatever, you guys don't have any PROOF I put Butters' wiener in my mouth." - Cartman

What I Learned Today

"I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be! My name is Butters. I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I figure God must be a little bi-curious himself!"