Cows Sarcastaball Players

Gender	Male
Age	8-10
Hair Color	Multiple
Occupation	Sarcastaball players
Grade	4th Grade
Religion	Multiple
Coach	Randy Marsh
Voiced by	Various
First Appearance	Sarcastaball

About

The inaugural team of the new American national passtime (for a week), the boys of South Park don tinfoil hats and colored bras as they play with a balloon and compliment each other. They were coached by Randy Marsh until he left to take over the Denver Broncos, before he was replaced by the team's star player, Butters Stotch. The team won game after game with help from Butters and Stan, and Butters' Creamy Goo was the team's - and briefly, the nations's - official sports drink. The team was disbanded after it was discovered the drink was semen, and football was restored.