About

A longtime Washington insider, Dick Cheney is a member of George W. Bush's administration and one of the President's most loyal allies. He doubts the idea that a seagull could be a weapon of mass destruction, but he isn't afraid to help cover up the 9/11 conspiracy conspiracy, attempting to shoot Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski only to miss yet again.

Quotes

• "That looks like a seagull." (A Ladder to Heaven)
• "Dangit I missed again!" (Mystery of the Urinal Deuce)

Featured Episodes

• A Ladder to Heaven (s06e12)
• Quest for Ratings (s08e11; mentioned)
• Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (s10e09)

Fun Facts

• Cheney's bad shooting skills is a reference to real life incident when, while on a hunting trip, he accidentally shot another hunter.
• Like Bush, Rice, and Rumsfeld, he makes no appearance in "200" or "201".