About

The creator of all life in the universe, the omnipotent God watches over the town of South Park - and the rest of the world - from Heaven, surrounded only by his most loyal followers - the Mormons - and Saddam Hussein. He makes sure nobody builds weapons of mass destruction and comes down to Earth once every two thousand years or so. He doesn't mind striking down a fourth grader every once in a while either.

Memorable Quotes

• "Now look upon Me, My children, and know Me. Be ye not afraid. Blessed art thou, my children." (Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus)
• "Boys do not get periods. That's only for girls. " (Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus)
• "You need to spend time alone so that you can find the balance, the middle ground. That's what I always do, because I'm a Buddhist." (Probably)
• "Saddam. I've been hearing rumors that you're secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here." (A Ladder to Heaven)

Life Lessons

• ”You will hit puberty when the time is right, but you will never have a period because you are a man with titties.”

Featured Episodes

• Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus (s03e16)
• Probably (s04e11)
• A Ladder to Heaven (s06e12; voice only)
• I'm a Little Bit Country (s07e01; cameo)
• Go God Go (s10e11; heavily referenced)
• Go God Go Part XVI (s10e12; heavily referenced)
• Imaginationland Episode III (s11e12; referenced off-screen)
• HUMANCENTiPAD (s15e01; cameo)
• Ginger Cow (s17e06; voice only)