About

Many men in this world believe that love between an older man and a young boy is a beautiful thing. This particular man made several appearances on the popular cable news network SNN, as hosted by reporter/anchor Chris Holt, and made a number of comparisons between various items and his penis coming into contact with eight-year-old boys... he tried his best to see to it that the camera didn't lose him, either, so he could get his message about hard nipples out to the public.

Memorable Quotes

• "If... heaven is an eight-year-old boy, and the ladder is my penis... and the pearly gates are the-" (A Ladder to Heaven)
• "I, for one, believe that if Saddam Hussein were an eight-year-old boy, and my penis were the United States... then there would-" (A Ladder to Heaven)
• "Hard nipples!" (A Ladder to Heaven)

Featured Episodes

• A Ladder to Heaven (s06e12)