Season Eight
| Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Good Times With Weapons | ||
| The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. | Mar 17, 2004 | 112 | |
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AWESOM-O | ||
| Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O. | Apr 14, 2004 | 113 | |
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Up the Down Steroid | ||
| Jimmy is in training for the upcoming Special Olympics and he's determined to win at any cost | Mar 24, 2004 | 114 | |
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The Passion of the Jew | ||
| Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ" and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along. | Mar 31, 2004 | 115 | |
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You Got F'd in the A | ||
| Stan just got served, and now it's up to him to put together a team of South Park's best dancers to compete against a troupe from Orange County. | Apr 7, 2004 | 116 | |
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Goobacks | ||
| Humans from the year 3045 are traveling to South Park through a recently opened time portal and are looking for work. | Apr 28, 2004 | 117 | |
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The Jeffersons | ||
| The children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson" the new neighbor in town, and Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him best. | Apr 21, 2004 | 118 | |
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Douche and Turd | ||
| A PET protest against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot forces the student body to choose a new one. | Oct 27, 2004 | 119 | |
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Something Wall Mart This Way Comes | ||
| In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding Wall Mart superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back. | Nov 3, 2004 | 120 | |
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Pre-School | ||
| The kid who took the fall for the boys five years ago is getting out of Juvie, and his first order of business is revenge | Nov 10, 2004 | 121 | |
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Quest for Ratings | ||
| The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. | Nov 17, 2004 | 122 | |
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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | ||
| Disturbed by the corruptive influence Paris Hilton has on all little girls in South Park, one of the town's favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off." | Dec 1, 2004 | 123 | |
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Cartman's Incredible Gift | ||
| After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases. | Dec 8, 2004 | 124 | |
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Woodland Critter Christmas | ||
| Stan agrees to help a group of adorable woodland critters build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior, only to find out that they serve Satan. | Dec 15, 2004 | 125 | |