Season One
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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe | ||
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had about alien visitors abducting him. | Aug 13, 1997 | 1 | |
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Weight Gain 4000 | ||
When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present the award. | Aug 20, 1997 | 2 | |
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Volcano | ||
A weekend trip to experience camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano and a mysterious creature. | Aug 27, 1997 | 3 | |
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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride | ||
When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the Homecoming football game against Middle Park. | Sep 3, 1997 | 4 | |
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An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig | ||
Kyle isn't allowed to keep his new pet elephant because it's too big. The boys find Dr. Mephesto to try and genetically engineer a smaller elephant. | Sep 10, 1997 | 5 | |
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Death | ||
Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide. Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show Terrance and Phillip. | Sep 17, 1997 | 6 | |
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Pinkeye | ||
A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys' night of trick-or-treating. | Oct 29, 1997 | 7 | |
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Damien | ||
Shunned by the other kids, the Son of Satan calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate pay-per-view boxing match between good and evil. | Feb 4, 1998 | 8 | |
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Starvin' Marvin | ||
The boys are accidentally mailed an African child. Mistaking Cartman for the child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers. | Nov 19, 1997 | 9 | |
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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | ||
While South Park Elementary attempts to stage the most non-offensive, non-denominational holiday play, Kyle tries to make people believe in Mr. Hankey. | Dec 17, 1997 | 10 | |
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Tom's Rhinoplasty | ||
Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen. | Feb 11, 1998 | 11 | |
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Mecha-Streisand | ||
The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic allows Barbara Streisand to transform into a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world. | Feb 18, 1998 | 12 | |
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Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut | ||
Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance. | Feb 25, 1998 | 13 |