Season Seven
| Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
|---|---|---|---|
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I'm a Little Bit Country | ||
| The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day. | Apr 9, 2003 | 97 | |
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Krazy Kripples | ||
| Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips". | Mar 26, 2003 | 98 | |
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Toilet Paper | ||
| Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house, but Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt. | Apr 2, 2003 | 99 | |
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Cancelled | ||
| Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled. | Mar 19, 2003 | 100 | |
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Fat Butt and Pancake Head | ||
| One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. | Apr 16, 2003 | 101 | |
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Lil' Crime Stoppers | ||
| After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them, "junior deputies." | Apr 23, 2003 | 102 | |
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Red Man's Greed | ||
| The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town. | Apr 30, 2003 | 103 | |
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South Park Is Gay | ||
| The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze. | Oct 22, 2003 | 104 | |
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Christian Rock Hard | ||
| When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. | Oct 29, 2003 | 105 | |
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Grey Dawn | ||
| With South Park's senior citizens behind the wheel, more than a few farmer's markets have been mowed down. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back. | Nov 5, 2003 | 106 | |
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Casa Bonita | ||
| Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing". | Nov 12, 2003 | 107 | |
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All About Mormons | ||
| A Mormon kid moves to South Park and it's up to Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are. | Nov 19, 2003 | 108 | |
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Butt Out | ||
| After singing and dancing representatives from an anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking, the kids at South Park Elementary realize how cool it really is and take up the habit. | Dec 3, 2003 | 109 | |
|
Raisins | ||
| After Wendy breaks up with Stan the boys take him to "Raisins", a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. | Dec 10, 2003 | 110 | |
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It's Christmas in Canada | ||
| The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. | Dec 17, 2003 | 111 | |