About

While these may appear to be a group of simple but eccentric high-functioning autistic people and a helpful counseler, they are in fact a highly-trained group of professionals who suffer from a far less popular medical disorder: Cynical Assholism. This disorder forces them to see the world as nothing but shit, but they believe their natural affliction is caused by aliens/genetically-engineered humans/robots from the future/vampires/crab people/SpaceGodzilla- whatever, fuck you! They control their complex neurological problems with Jameson's Irish Whiskey, which allows them re-enter the matr- reality. They take in Stan Marsh and try to train him to murder Duck President in hopes of getting everything back to how it was.

Notable Members

Asperger's Researcher

Stan Marsh

Memorable Quotes

• "You've been told that Asperger's is real - it isn't. It's just a front that we use to STAY HIDDEN." (Ass Burgers)

Featured Episode

• Ass Burgers (s15e08)

Bonus Factoids

• They are parodies of the characters from The Matrix franchise, with the main Asperger's Researcher based on Morpheus.