True Freaks Union

Gender	Multiple
Occupation	Union organization
Voiced by	Trey Parker and Matt Stone
First Appearance	Freak Strike

About

You may think 'freaks' are just sideshow attractions at circuses and carnivals and occasionally a feel-good movie of the year, but they're real people, just like you. People who go on television and make tons of money off their hideous deformities, then unionize and film new commercials demanding work. Whether it's Incredibly Black Obese Man, Two-Headed Biracial Man, Man With Terrible Skin Condition, Rocky Dennis Look-alike, Man With No Limbs, Disfigured Country Singer, the mysterious Gopher Boy, the Conjoined Fetus Lady or just that that lovable kid with balls on his chin, they're real people. And they don't want you to turn on Geraldo Rivera or Maury Povich without looking for the TRUE FREAK LABEL.