View source for Towelie You do not have permission to edit this page, for the following reason: The action you have requested is limited to users in the group: Users. You can view and copy the source of this page. {{Character_Infobox |Title= |Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/towelie.png |Gender=Male |Age=17 (towel years) |Aliases= Smart Towel RG-400 |VoicedBy = Vernon Chatman |FirstAppearance=[[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]] |LastAppearance=[[Crippled Summer]] }} Towelie is a towel who was made by [[Tynacorp]] that makes people dry as needed. He gives towel advice to people in [[South Park]]. A friend of the boys, he was addicted to marijuana, and later other drugs, until he kicked the habit in "[[Crippled Summer]]", and now lives with his girlfriend Rebecca and son Washcloth. == Quotes == *"Don't forget to bring a towel!" *"You wanna get high?" *"I have no idea what is going on." *"You're a towel!" *"Don't preach to me, fatso." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"Thats it! Thats the melody to Funkytown." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) * ==Featured Episodes== *[[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]] *[[Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]] *[[Professor Chaos (episode)|Professor Chaos]] *[[I'm a Little Bit Country]] (cameo) *[[Red Man's Greed]] (cameo) *[[A Million Little Fibers]] *[[Crippled Summer]] == Fun Facts == *Towelie has actual merchandise. In the South Park store, he has a [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Official-Towelie-Towel/M/B00AG39UMK.htm towel],[http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Hand-Towel/M/B00FEQ6IG0.htm hand towel], [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Youre-A-Towel/M/B00G3GVPP4.htm a shirt with the man himself on it,] [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Dont-Forget-to/M/B004DEAU3G.htm and a shirt with him and the words, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"] Templates used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (view source) Template:Character list (view source) Return to Towelie.