Editing Crab People (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== A race of subterranean crustaceans who desire to take over the surface world however they can - unfortunately they are weak. Their only known attempt to take over the world crucially involved fooling the male population into metrosexuality so they could be easier to defeat, but it was foiled by [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]], [[Herbert Garrison]] and [[Mr. Slave]]. They were later briefly blamed for breaking the Beavertown dam. Their current whereabouts are unknown, but rumor has it they were sought by the Xbox 360 players during the Console Wars, while others suggest they hide in the sewers, waiting for another chance to rise... Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)