Editing Fourth Grade (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== Freaked out by all the demands that go along with now being in the fourth grade, the boys enlist the help of two college kids (and Star Trek nuts) to transport them back to the third grade. To do this, the nerds rig a time machine out of Timmy's wheelchair. The class is set to be transported back to happier times but instead of opening a time portal, it simply takes off at high speed -- with Timmy on it. After they discover Timmy's chair will explode if his speed drops below 5 mph, the kids run after Timmy to try to help him . It's the last straw for the boys' new teacher, Ms. Choksondik. She seeks out how to handle the students from Mr. Garrison, who now lives as a hermit in the mountains.. In the process of teaching her how to cope, he has a mystical encounter that helps him to finally accept the fact that he's gay. In the meantime the police manage to disarm the explosive potential of Timmy's wheelchair, which thenactually becomes a working time machine and hurtles him into the past. The class has the Star Trek nerds open another time doorway, but Ms. Choksondik prevents their departure by telling them that life is about going forward, not reliving the past. The time portal belches out Timmy before it closes. He's obviously been all over history, but of course can't say a word about his travels. Mr. Garrison comes down from the mountains, admits to Principal Victoria that he's gay and asks for his job back. He's told the school doesn't hire gay people. ===What I Learned Today=== "Life isn't about going back, it's about going forward. Yes, there are times in our lives that we wish we could relive, but, if we've already lived them perfectly, why live them again? The adventure of life is that there's always something new, new challenges, new experiences. A fun game is a game that gets harder as it goes, so it is with life." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!" [[Mr. Garrison]] * "Maybe we can stand like this with our wieners pokin' through the back of our legs ya know, and give her a nice fruit bowl" [[Butters]] * "Suck my balls." [[Cartman]] * "I don't want to do it if it hurts, or if it makes you get all sticky." [[Butters]] * "We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves." [[Stan]] * "Oh weak, you guys seriously, weak." [[Cartman]] * "You see, Chef, Ms. Choksondik has very large honkers. And she doesn't seem to like wearing a bra." [[Mr. Mackey]] * "You work and you work for the children and then people start rumors that you're gay even though you love poontang!" [[Mr. Garrison]] * "When a child says 'Suck my balls', you say 'Present them'." [[Mr. Garrison]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)