Editing Guinea Pigs (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Long has the nation of Peru been home to the enormous guinea creatures - from Guinea Bees to the Guineasaurus Rex and even the Guinea Pirate. While many small Guinea creatures have been domesticated, the majority of these giants have lived in Peru, waiting for the Peruvian flute bands to be defeated so they may rise again and take over the world. They even infiltrated the U. S. government, but the Guinea Pirate/Secretary of Homeland Security's plans were foiled by [[Craig Tucker]], who defeated the Guinea Pirate with his laser vision, before returning home to his own guinea pig, Stripe. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)