Editing John McCain (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== A longtime [[United States Senate|Senator]] from Arizona and Vietnam war veteran, McCain's long political career has all been a cover-up for his criminal activity as part of a ring of elite thieves, alongside [[Barack Obama]] and [[David Quincy]]. He and Obama orchestrated every move of the 2008 election to get Obama in the White House so they could pull off the ultimate theft - the long-believed 'un-gettable' Hope Diamond. He was presumed dead in the same explosion that killed [[Sarah Palin]] and David Quincy on Election Day 2008, distracting from their successful operation, but McCain escaped alive under an unknown alias in the Caribbean. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)