Editing Sarah Jessica Parker (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Famously shamed in grave detail in the legendary [[Butters Stotch]] novel ''The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs'', Sarah Jessica Parker is an actress best known for her role in ''Sex and the City'', who is married to Matthew Broderick. She rarely speaks and is often painted in an unattractive light in the media, something she seems to resent. The boys team up with her but try to sue Butters and fail - so they leave her in the woods to be shot, and was falsely reported dead. She survives and joins [[Tom Cruise]]'s class-action lawsuit instead. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)