Editing Security Guard (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== This old Security Guard's seen a lot of crazy stuff on the force and he's happy to teach the rookies a thing or two about keeping shoppers on their toes. He's not afraid to use deadly force if authorized, either. He used to be employed at the [[South Park Mall]], where he discovered the next big boy band sensation, but later left to work at [[Eric Cartman]]'s new theme park, and eventually got his biggest job yet: Dark Meadows Gated Community, in which [[Tolkien Black]] and other rich African-American kids in South Park live. Watch for his pepper spray! Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)