Editing The Bard (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== A close ally of the elves who performs comedy and music at the Inn of the Giggling Donkey daily, the Bard is a legendary figure in the mystical land of Zaron, capable of magical songs of enchan- magical songs of enchan- magical songs of enchan- enchan- magical songs of enchan- magical songs of enchantment. He was one of the lieutenants for the PlayStation 4 Army under [[Princess Kenny]] and [[Ranger Stan Marshwalker]], and subsequently became a leader in the [[High Jew Elf King]]'s kingdom, helping take possession of the Stick of Truth itself at one point. The Bard also bravely fought [[Nazi Zombie Cows]] at [[Bill Denkins]]' Ranch in order to acquire his treasured flute, a weapon he later used to defend the town from [[Kenny's Rats|angry rats]]. He is also known for his unforgiving use of the notoriously dangerous brown note, which upon being played, forces you to crap your pants. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)