Editing Tom Cruise (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== All Tom Cruise has ever wanted in the world was to be free of slander and ridicule. A devoted scientologist for much of his life who is as well-known for jumping on [[Oprah Winfrey]]'s couch as for his movies, he failed to impress the prophet, [[Stan Marsh]] and locked himself in the prophet's closet. He only left upon the discovery that Stan was not, in fact, a re-incarnated L. Ron Hubbard, and went back to his mansion in the Rockies, which has several empty closets of it's own. He returned to South Park for some 'fly-fishing' (and fudge packing) and again overreacted, drawing together two-hundred angry celebrities to sue the town, and gain access to [[Muhammad]] so they could gain his ability to escape ridicule. His efforts failed, and he now lives on the moon alongside the gentle zypod [[Willzyx]]. Some say, he's still in the closet to this day... Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)