Editing Mayor McDaniels (section)

==Memorable Quotes==
*"Kathie Lee Gifford in South Park! Oh my God! This is our chance to make a name for ourselves; to show that we're not just some piss-ant white-bread mountain town." ([[Weight Gain 4000]])
*"Now I'll be stuck in this podunk town forever, with all these stupid hick, redneck, jobless, truck driving idiots." ([[Weight Gain 4000]])
*"All we know right now is that some of our children are camping on that mountain and… Oh, I'm sorry, can I start over? You can edit this right? Ready, 3,2,1 (Melodramatically) All we know right now is that some of our children are up camping on that mountain. " ([[Volcano]])
*"This is an outrage! Get me the Mayor! I know that, smartass, I was being ironic!" ([[Summer Sucks]])
*"So, from this day forward, everyone in South Park will be required to fart on a regular basis to insure that nobody else spontaneously explodes." ([[Spontaneous Combustion]])
*"Mr. Lu Kim, tear down this wall!" ([[Child Abduction is Not Funny]])
*"Mr. Garrison, every Christmas you suggest we get rid of all the Mexicans, and every Christmas we tell you "NO!"" ([[It's Christmas in Canada]])
*"What have I done?" ([[Die Hippie, Die]])
*"You four turdballs in my office NOW!" ([[The F Word]])
*"Oh, that's nice! You made our entire town look like gay-bashing redneck homophobes, but at least you'er sorry!!" ([[The F Word]])
*"Little boy, you don't understand how serious this is! Tom Cruise has put together a class-action lawsuit along with 200 other celebrities!" ([[200]])