Editing Stuart McCormick (section)

==Memorable Quotes==
*"Lord, on this day of thanks, we would like to extend our deepest gratitude for this incredible bounty of green beans you have bestowed upon us. And though for some reason you found it necessary to take our son from us, and though you for some reason find pleasure in watching us suffer, still, we give thanks. Amen." [[Starvin Marvin]]

*"We don't have a Nintendo. We got a ColecoVision hooked up to the black-and-white TV." [[Chicken Pox]]

*"Lord, we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us. And since we have been faithful to you, we know that you will send us some good fortune one of these days, even though you sure as hell seem to be taking your sweet time. Amen." [[Chicken Pox]]

*"When your UnElmplyed Weekends are meaningless" [[Chicken Pox]]

*"Kenny wasn't that your fat Racist Foul Mouthed Friend Eric Cartman." [[SpookyFish]]

*"Don't touch me! I've had my nuts broken, body poisoned, have been made love to in the ass by three dozen 40-year-old men—I just wanna go home and take a, a hot bath!" [[Cartman Joins NAMBLA]]

*"Awe Hell I can still drink" [[Cartman Joins Nambla]]

*"Well, seeing as though Kenny passed away, maybe we should name him ah,... Kenny. [[Cartman Joins NAMBLA]]

*"This has gotta be the 50th time this has happened" [[Cartman Joins Nambla]]

*"Uh boys Kenny died last December, don't you remember." [[A Ladder to Heaven]]

*"Sit down Ger Ger." [[South Park is Gay]]

*"  Hey Jefey. You want some cerveiza? " [[South Park is Gay]]

*"YOURE A DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT!" [[The Poor Kid]]

*"I'm white trash and im in trouble." [[The Poor Kid]]

*"Our Wives are our lives , Mr.UPS man!" [[Insecurity]]

*"What the Hell is he wearing now!" [[Titties and Dragons]]

*"Oh Jesus it's begun." [[Handicar]]

*"It's a lot a natural..." [[The Magic Bush]]