Editing Jeff Goldblum Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=Jeff Goldblum |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/jeff-goldblum.jpg |Age=61 |Gender=Male |HairColor=Black |Aliases= |Religion=Judaism |Occupation=Actor/Scientist |VoicedBy=Matt Stone |FirstAppearance=[[Cancelled]] |LastAppearance=[[Britney's New Look]] }} ==About== A strange actor-turned-scientist who uses strange, hairbained connections to solve problems, Jeff Goldbum helps [[Jerome "Chef" McElroy]] decode the alien probe inside [[Eric Cartman]]'s ass. He makes the stunning discovery that Earth is an intergalactic reality show but people don't react quite as planned. He also participates in the annual Harvest by assisting in the murder of [[Britney Spears]]. ==Memorable Quotes== *"Candy bars. They usually come in a wrapper. Just like you... wrap a Christmas present. Christmas happens when it's cold. Cold, as in Alaska - that's... with polar bears. Polar bears... pola... polarity!" ([[Cancelled]]) *"Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right? Lubrication. Lubruh... Chupuh... Chupacabra 's the, the goat killer of Mexican folklore. Folklore is stories from the past that are often fictionalized. Fictionalized to heighten drama. Drama students! Students at colleges usually have bicycles! Bi, bian, binary. It's binary code!" ([[Cancelled]]) ==Featured Episodes== *[[Cancelled]] (s07e04) *[[Britney's New Look]] (s12e02; cameo) ==Fun Facts== *He is a parody of Goldblum's scientist role in the film ''Independence Day'', which also prominently featured aliens. *He does not appear to sue the town in "[[200]]" or "[[201]]". Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Template used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (edit)