Editing Season Thirteen

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|- class="header" |
! style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;" colspan="2" | Episodes
! style="width:120px;text-align:center;"| Original Air Date
! style="width:40px;text-align:center;" | #
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 182
| EpisodeNumber2  = 1
| Title           = [[The Ring]]
| OriginalAirDate = Mar 11, 2009
| ShortSummary    = Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.
| S = 13
| E = 01
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 183
| EpisodeNumber2  = 2
| Title           = [[The Coon]]
| OriginalAirDate = Mar 18, 2009
| ShortSummary    = "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.
| S = 13
| E = 02
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 184
| EpisodeNumber2  = 3
| Title           = [[Margaritaville]]
| OriginalAirDate = Mar 25, 2009
| ShortSummary    = Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
| S = 13
| E = 03
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 185
| EpisodeNumber2  = 4
| Title           = [[Eat, Pray, Queef]]
| OriginalAirDate = Apr 1, 2009
| ShortSummary    = Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.
| S = 13
| E = 04
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 186
| EpisodeNumber2  = 5
| Title           = [[Fishsticks]]
| OriginalAirDate = Apr 8, 2009
| ShortSummary    = Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.
| S = 13
| E = 05
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 187
| EpisodeNumber2  = 6
| Title           = [[Pinewood Derby]]
| OriginalAirDate = Apr 15, 2009
| ShortSummary    = Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.
| S = 13
| E = 06
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 188
| EpisodeNumber2  = 7
| Title           = [[Fatbeard]]
| OriginalAirDate = Apr 22, 2009
| ShortSummary    = Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
| S = 13
| E = 07
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 189
| EpisodeNumber2  = 8
| Title           = [[Dead Celebrities]]
| OriginalAirDate = Oct 7, 2009
| ShortSummary    = Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
| S = 13
| E = 08
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 190
| EpisodeNumber2  = 9
| Title           = [[Butters' Bottom Bitch]]
| OriginalAirDate = Oct 14, 2009
| ShortSummary    = Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
| S = 13
| E = 09
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 191
| EpisodeNumber2  = 10
| Title           = [[W.T.F.]]
| OriginalAirDate = Oct 21, 2009
| ShortSummary    = After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
| S = 13
| E = 10
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 192
| EpisodeNumber2  = 11
| Title           = [[Whale Whores]]
| OriginalAirDate = Oct 28, 2009
| ShortSummary    = Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
| S = 13
| E = 11
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 193
| EpisodeNumber2  = 12
| Title           = [[The F Word]]
| OriginalAirDate = Nov 4, 2009
| ShortSummary    = The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
| S = 13
| E = 12
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 194
| EpisodeNumber2  = 13
| Title           = [[Dances With Smurfs]]
| OriginalAirDate = Nov 11, 2009
| ShortSummary    = Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
| S = 13
| E = 13
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 195
| EpisodeNumber2  = 14
| Title           = [[Pee]]
| OriginalAirDate = Nov 18, 2009
| ShortSummary    = The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
| S = 13
| E = 14
}}
|}