Editing Security Guard

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|Title=Security Guard
|Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/default/wiki_characters.jpg
|Gender=Male
|HairColor=Light Brown
|Aliases=
|Occupation=Security Guard
|VoicedBy=
|FirstAppearance=[[Something You Can Do With Your Finger]]
|LastAppearance=
}}
==About==
This old Security Guard's seen a lot of crazy stuff on the force and he's happy to teach the rookies a thing or two about keeping shoppers on their toes. He's not afraid to use deadly force if authorized, either. He used to be employed at the [[South Park Mall]], where he discovered the next big boy band sensation, but later left to work at [[Eric Cartman]]'s new theme park, and eventually got his biggest job yet: Dark Meadows Gated Community, in which [[Tolkien Black]] and other rich African-American kids in South Park live. Watch for his pepper spray!

==Memorable Quotes==
*"Move along, sir."

==Featured Episodes==
*[[Something You Can Do With Your Finger]] (s04e09)
*[[Cartmanland]] (s05e06)
*[[Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina]] (s09e01; cameo)

==Video Games==
===[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]===
He's now employed by the owners of Dark Meadows gated community to keep out intruders, equipped with pepper spray and a nightstick. When the player tries to gain access to give [[Cartman|the Grand Wizard King]]'s letter to him, the Security Guard pepper sprays the player - until they get a gas mask, in which an epic battle begins. Once he defeated, he allows you to come and go as you please, feeling quite ashamed.