Editing Sermon on the 'Mount Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Episode_Infobox |Title=Sermon on the 'Mount |Season=27 |Episode=01 |Author=Trey Parker |Director=Trey Parker |Written By=Trey Parker |Airdate=2025-07-23 |Image=https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/cc/images/shows/south-park/episode-thumbnails/season-27/COMEDYCENTRAL_SOUTHPARK_2701_HD_CENSORED_THUMB_5333x3000.jpg |Number=322 |Prev=[[Spring Break]] |Next=[[TBA]] }} ==Official Description== When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, [[Jesus]] returns to give them an important message. ==Full Description== ==Memorable Quotes== * "Yeah. NPR. National Public Radio, where all the liberals bitch and whine about stuff" - ([[Cartman]]) * "Alright everyone listen up" - ([[PC Principal]]) * "Whaaat the hellll dude" - ([[Cartman]]) * "Fellas, what the fuck is goin' on?" - ([[Butters]]) * "This shit is whack" - ([[Cartman]]) * "That's right! Let's go, Jesus! Fuck yeah." - ([[PC Principal]]) * "I don't think Jesus is ALLOWED to be in schools..." - ([[Randy]]) * "G'night honey!" - ([[Randy]]) * "WAHGHG!!!" - ([[Butters]]) * "I think woke is dead." - ([[Cartman]]) * "Come on out you piece a shit, we're un-electing you!!!" - ([[Randy]])) * "Oh so you haven't been looting the country and ruling by fear like some Middle Eastern, tin pot dictator?!" - ([[Randy]])) * "Who is the retarded faggot in the White House?" - ([[Darryl Weathers]]) * "A dictator from the Middle East? Hey Relax, guy!" - ([[Mr. President]]) * "Iran, Iraq what the hell's the difference relax guy!" - ([[Mr. President]]) * "Why is my dick so small?!" - ([[Trump]]) * "Get this guy outta here! I'm gonna SUE YOU! I'm gonna sue both of you! Ha ha ha ha!" - ([[Mr. President]]) * "Nobody makes fun of ME and gets away with it!" - ([[Mr. President]]) * "I'm not special anymore. So what's the point in me even existing?" - ([[Cartman]]) * "I'm saying that it's the end, Butters. I'm gonna kill myself. And you." - ([[Cartman]]) * "This is 2025, k? And... not much is illegal." - ([[PC Principal]]) * "I accept Christ into my heart." - ([[Stan]]) * "Ay relax guy!" - ([[Mr. President]]) * "Listen buddy, you just need to relax." - ([[Mr. President]]) * "I'm gonna sue your whole town! You got that! Five Billion dollars!!!!" - ([[Mr. President]]) * "The Epstein list? Are we still talkin' aboot that?" - ([[Mr. President]]) * "Brrrrrrmmmm... Vroooo... Oh no! KOOOSHHH! Rooommmmmm...." - ([[Butters]]) * "OH GOD!!! ERIC!!!!" - ([[Butters]]) * "IT'S JESUS!!!" - ([[Stephen Stotch]]) * "Just SHUT UP or we're gonna get cancelled, you idiots." - ([[Jesus]]) * "Yes thank you Mr. President. We'll be happy to pay that, sir." - ([[Gerald Broflovsky]]) * "TRUMP. His penis is teeny tiny, but his love for us is large" - Voice Over * "Yup sweet death is about to come. I love you man. " - ([[Cartman]]) ==Characters== <char name="Eric Cartman" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/eric-cartman.png"/> <char name="Liane Cartman" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/liane-cartman.png"/> <char name="Kyle Broflovski" image="http://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/kids/kyle-broflovski.png <char name="Kenny McCormick" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kenny-mccormick.png"/> <char name="Butters Stotch" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/butters-stotch.png"/> <char name="Stan Marsh" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/stan-marsh.png"/> <char name="PC Principal" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/education-pc-principal.png"/> <char name="Jesus Christ" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/jesus.png"/> <char name="Linda Stotch" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/linda-stotch.png"/> <char name="Stephen Stotch" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/stephen-stotch.png"/> <char name="Satan" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/satan.png"/> <char name="Randy Marsh" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/randy-marsh.png"/> <char name="Sharon Marsh" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/sharon-marsh.png"/> <char name="Gerald Broflovski" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/gerald-broflovski.png"/> <char name="Skeeter" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/skeeter.png"/> <char name="Herbert Garrison" display="Mr. Garrison" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mrgarrison.png"/> <char name="Mr. Slave" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mrslave.png "/> <char name="Darryl Weathers" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/darryl-weathers.png"/> <char name="Mayor McDaniels" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mayor-mcdaniels.png"/> ===Character Debuts=== ===Costume Debuts=== ==Locations== <char name="Bus Stop" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/busstop.jpg"/> <char name="The Bus" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/the-bus.png"/> <char name="South Park Elementary" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/school.jpg"/> <char name="School Playground" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/school-sp-elementaryschool-playground.png"/> <char name="Tegridy Farms" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/business-tegridy-farms.png"/> <char name="Skeeter's Wine Bar" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/bars-and-nightclubs-skeeters-wine-bar.png"/> <char name="Garrison Residence" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/garrison-residence.png"/> <char name="White House" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/white-house.jpg"/> <char name="Cartman Residence" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/cartman-house.jpg"/> <char name="Town Square" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/sp-town-square.png"/> <char name="Stark's Pond" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/starks-pond.jpg"/> <char name="Stotch Residence" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/stotch-house.jpg"/> ==Season 27== ;e1 [[Sermon on the 'Mount]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. 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