Editing Tom Cruise

{{Character_Infobox
|Title=Tom Cruise
|Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/tom-cruise.jpg
|Age=51
|Gender=Male
|HairColor=Brown
|Relation1=Ex-Wife
|RelativeName1=Nicole Kidman
|Aliases=Fudge-Packer
|Religion=Scientologist
|Occupation=Actor
|VoicedBy=Trey Parker
|FirstAppearance=[[Trapped in the Closet]]
|LastAppearance=[[Coon 2: Hindsight]]
}}
==About==
All Tom Cruise has ever wanted in the world was to be free of slander and ridicule. A devoted scientologist for much of his life who is as well-known for jumping on [[Oprah Winfrey]]'s couch as for his movies, he failed to impress the prophet, [[Stan Marsh]] and locked himself in the prophet's closet. He only left upon the discovery that Stan was not, in fact, a re-incarnated L. Ron Hubbard, and went back to his mansion in the Rockies, which has several empty closets of it's own. He returned to South Park for some 'fly-fishing' (and fudge packing) and again overreacted, drawing together two-hundred angry celebrities to sue the town, and gain access to [[Muhammad]] so they could gain his ability to escape ridicule. His efforts failed, and he now lives on the moon alongside the gentle zypod [[Willzyx]]. Some say, he's still in the closet to this day...

==Memorable Quotes==
*"I'm never coming out!"
*"I will SUE you!'
*"Oh God... you've found my fudge-packing uniform." ([[200]])
*"N-no, Jared, that's a closet." ([[200]])

==Featured Episodes==
*[[Trapped in the Closet]] (s09e12)
*[[200]] (s14e05)
*[[201]] (s14e06)
*[[Coon 2: Hindsight]] (s14e11; cameo)

==Video Games==
===[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]===
When in Stan's bedroom, if one tries to enter his closet a sample of Cruise's voice from "[[Trapped in the Closet]]" plays ("I'm never coming out!") despite his death in the series.

==Fun Facts==
*Tom Cruise is one of the only celebrities South Park has mocked to attempt to take real-world action against the show - he pressured Viacom to pull "[[Trapped in the Closet]]" from the airwaves, or else not promote his upcoming film ''Mission Impossible 3'' and temporarily succeeded. This may be why he was chosen to lead the angry celebrities in "[[200]]" and "[[201]]".