Editing Towelie Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=Towelie |Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/towelie.png |Gender=Male |Age=17 (towel years) |Aliases= Smart Towel RG-400, Stephen McTowelie, Towelyey |VoicedBy = Vernon Chatman |FirstAppearance=[[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]] |LastAppearance=[[Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special]] }} ==About== Towelie was originally manufactured by [[Tynacorp]], a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them ''too'' dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of [[South Park]], where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice and later getting them embroiled in a TynaCorp plot involving [[Gary]], Towelie's successor; his relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last. Now free to live his own life, he tried to make it in Chicago as a waiter and a writer but his memoirs fell victim to a highly publicized scandal on the [[Oprah Winfrey]] Show. He moved back to South Park, met a woman named Rebecca, had a [[Washcloth|son]] and took a job at [[Lake Tardicaca]] to support his family, but underwent another drug binge. It took [[Crippled Summer|an appearance]] on the TV series ''Intervention'' to help him finally kick his drug habit, and move back in with his family. After a stint working at [[Medicinal Fried Chicken]], he's found a higher calling as a Colorado State Agricultural Inspector and tester, where he uses his unique set of skills to makes sure the marijuana produced by [[Tegridy Farms]] and other ranches is pure and safe. He continues to give towel advice to people in South Park to this day. ===DNA Overview=== You're driven and passionate. Some might even call you an activist. However, people with Towelie DNA aren't necessarily passionate about anything useful, and in fact, might hurt others in their single-minded quest to get what they want. "You wanna get high?" ==Personality and Traits== ==Notable Skills== ===Absorbance=== Cut from an entirely different cloth than other towels, Towelie is especially absorbent and able to clean up just about any spill you can imagine. ==Memorable Quotes== *"Don't preach to me, fatso." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"Thats it! That's the melody to Funkytown." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"So am I to understand that there's been a TOWLIE-BAN?" ([[Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]) *"Who wants to get their dick sucked by a towel?" ([[Crippled Summer]]) ===Catchphrases=== *"Don't forget to bring a towel!" *"You wanna get high?" *"I have no idea what is going on." *"You're a towel!" ==Life Lessons== *”I learned I shouldn’t get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas and then get high to reward myself.” ==Design and Outfits== Towelie is a blue towel with white stripes. ===Alter Egos=== {{Character list | Name = Steven McTowelie | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-steven-mctowelie.png }} {{Character list | Name = Towelie | Display = Great Mage of Mantros | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/superheroes-towelie-great-mage-of-mantros.png }} <char name="Towelie State Tester" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-ego-towelie-state-tester.png"/> <char name="Towelie Tegridy Farms Delivery Boy" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-ego-towelie-tegridy-farms-delivery-boy.png"/> <char name="Tegridy Farm Scientist Towelie" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/big-business-tegridy-farms-scientist-towelie.png"/> <char name="Towelie Tegridy Burger" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-tegridy-burger-towelie.png"/> <char name="Towelie St. Patrick's Day" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-st-patricks-day-towelie-cc.png"/> ==Close Friends== Towelie is good friends with the fourth graders. <char name="Butters Stotch" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/butters-stotch.png"/> <char name="Stan Marsh" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/stan-marsh.png"/> <char name="Kyle Broflovski" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kyle-broflovski.png"/> <char name="Eric Cartman" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/eric-cartman.png"/> <char name="Kenny McCormick" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kenny-mccormick.png"/> <char name="Clyde Donovan" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/clyde-donovan.png"/> ==Family== Towelie has a small but growing family. {{Character list | Name = Rebecca | Display = Rebecca (girlfriend) | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/default/wiki_characters.jpg }} {{Character list | Name = Washcloth | Display = Washcloth (son) | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/other-washcloth.png }} ==Appearances and Sightings== ===Featured Episodes=== *[[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]] (s05e08; debut) *[[Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]] (s05e09) *[[Professor Chaos (episode)|Professor Chaos]] (s06e06) *[[I'm a Little Bit Country]] (s07e01; cameo) *[[Red Man's Greed]] (s7e07; cameo) *[[A Million Little Fibers]] (s10e05) *[[Medicinal Fried Chicken]] (s14e03; previews only) *[[Crippled Summer]] (s14e07) *[[Tegridy Farms]] (s22e04) ==Video Games== ===[[South Park: Tenorman's Revenge]]=== One of the game's levels takes place in [[Tynacorp]] and Towelie attempts to guide the boys through the facility, but is ultimately too high to be an effective guide. ===[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]=== Towelie isn't really a part of the game, but he does show up on loading screens sometimes to remind you to bring a towel. ===[[South Park: The Fractured but Whole]]=== ==Behind the Scenes== Towelie is voiced by Vernon Chatman, a writer for the show and a close friend of Trey and Matt. He's also known for creating ''Wonder Showzen'' for Comedy Central and ''Xavier: Renegade Angel'' for [adult swim]. ==Bonus Factoids== ==Myths & Legends== ===Merchandising=== Yes, Towelie has actual merchandise. In the South Park store, he has a [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Official-Towelie-Towel/M/B00AG39UMK.htm towel],[http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Hand-Towel/M/B00FEQ6IG0.htm hand towel], [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Youre-A-Towel/M/B00G3GVPP4.htm a shirt with the man himself on it,] [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Dont-Forget-to/M/B004DEAU3G.htm and a shirt with him and the words, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. 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