Kenny McCormick

Kenny McCormick

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Gender	Male
Age	10
Hair Color	Blond
Occupation	Student
Grade	4th Grade
Aliases	Mysterion, El Pollo Loco*
Religion	Roman Catholic , Temporary: Blaintologist*
Father	Stuart McCormick
Mother	Mrs. McCormick
Brother	Kevin McCormick
Sister	Karen McCormick
Grandfather	Grandpa McCormick
Voiced by	Matt Stone
First Appearance	The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty)

About

Kenny is poor kid in the group, often eating canned food and frozen waffles for dinner. He also tends to die quite a bit, being killed in innumerable ways during the first 5 seasons. Although his speech is muffled under that orange hoodie, he is the most sexually knowledgeable of the boys and often professes his love for titties.

His soul was briefly trapped in Cartman's body before it returned back to earth. He also briefly dated a 5th grader, Tammy Warner, before he died of syphilis.

Unlike most of his classmates, Kenny DOES posses a special power: He can't die. But he uses this power for good, keeping watch over South Park as the illusive superhero Mysterion.

Memorable Quotes

• "Mrrph rmph rmmph mrrphh!"

• "NO, NO, NO WAIT I'M NOT BLANKET!!!" (The Jeffersons)

• "I can't die." (as Mysterion in "Mysterion Rises")

• "ALL THE TIME! I die all the time! And you assholes NEVER remember!!" (as Mysterion in "Coon vs. Coon & Friends")

Family

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Mrs. McCormick

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Stuart McCormick

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Karen McCormick

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Kevin McCormick

Close Friends

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Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman

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Stan Marsh

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Butters Stotch

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Jimmy Valmer

Featured Episodes

• Cartman Gets An Anal Probe (s01e01)
• Weight Gain 4000 (s01e02)
• Death (s01e06)
• Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut (s02e02)
• Clubhouses (s02e12)
• Rainforest Schmainforest (s03e01)
• Spontaneous Combustion (s03e02)
• Jewbilee (s03e09)
• Cartman Joins NAMBLA (s04e06)
• Fat Camp (s04e15)
• How to Eat With Your Butt (s05e10)
• Kenny Dies (s05e13)
• Lil' Crime Stoppers (s07e06)
• The Jeffersons (s08e07)
• Wing (s09e03)
• Best Friends Forever (s09e04)
• Make Love, Not Warcraft (s10e08)
• Lice Capades (s11e03)
• Major Boobage (s12e03)
• The Ring (s13e01)
• The Coon (s13e02)
• W.T.F. (s13e10)
• Whale Whores (s13e11)
• Poor And Stupid (s14e08)
• Coon 2: Hindsight (s14e11)
• Mysterion Rises (s14e12)
• Coon vs. Coon & Friends (s14e13)
• The Poor Kid (s15e14)
• Going Native (s16e11)
• Black Friday (s17e07)
• A Song of Ass and Fire (s17e08)
• Titties and Dragons (s17e09)

Bonus Factoids

• South Park's first Emmy win ever was for the Kenny-centered episode "Best Friends Forever". In this episode, Kenny's "persistent vegetative state" paralleled the controversial Terri Schiavo case.