Scott Malkinson
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 9 |
| Hair Color | Brown |
| Occupation | Student |
| Grade | 4th Grade |
| Voiced by | Matt Stone |
| First Appearance | Elementary School Musical |
About
He has a lisp and diabetes, and it is totally uncool to hang out with him. He also threatened to quit Twitter.
Memorable Quotes
- "Hey, don't make fun of my diabetes." (Elementary School Musical)
- “HE'S HASN'T EVEN ORDERED THE PIZZAS YET!" (A Song of Ass and Fire)
- "Would you guys care for a frozen butter pop?" (Gluten Free Ebola)
- "Twitter would be better off without me!" (Skank Hunt)
Featured Episodes
- Elementary School Musical (s12e13)
- Butters Bottom Bitch (s13e08)
- Black Friday (s17e07)
- A Song of Ass and Fire (s17e08)
- Titties and Dragons (s17e09)
- Gluten Free Ebola (s18e02)
- Skank Hunt (s20e02)
Video Games
South Park: The Stick of Truth
He is seen on the front cover of GameInformer magazine's coverage of South Park: The Stick of Truth. Despite how Cartman treats Scott on the show, Scott joins sides with Cartman's human faction of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep. Scott quickly befriends Douchebag. After Clyde is banished by Cartman, he assumes the role of Kupa Keep's shopkeeper. Scott is later used for practice when Douchebag is trained to use the Cup-A-Spell fart.