Jessica Rodriguez
| Gender | Female | 
| Age | 9-10 | 
| Hair Color | Brown | 
| Occupation | Student | 
| Grade | 4th Grade | 
| Aliases | Slut , Whore , Two Faced Bitch | 
| Religion | likely Roman Catholic | 
| First Appearance | The Stick Of Truth | 
About
As the girls disguises the New Kid as a girl in front of the abortion clinic, the girls use Jessica as an example of a slut. She then walks in on them, upon which they greet her enthusiastically, only to call her a skank again as soon as she leaves. She then friends the New Kid.