Princess Kenny
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 10 |
| Hair Color | Blond |
| Occupation | Japanese Princess |
| Grade | 4 |
| Aliases | Lady McCormick, Kenny McCormick |
| Religion | Roman Catholic |
| Sister | Karen McCormick |
| Voiced by | Matt Stone |
| First Appearance | Black Friday |
About
The daughter of an orc and elf who saw her entire orc community slain by the humans and elves, Princess Kenny swore revenge on those who had destroyed her kind. Denied her birthright as princess and heir to the Stick of Truth, she joined the humans under the guise of Lady McCormick, becoming Eric Cartmans' right-hand woman until she betrayed him and the Xbox One players for the PlayStation 4 side, who embraced her true rank. The President of Sony eventually granted her back her rightful title as Princess, and her help was required to forge an alliance to get into the mall - but ultimately, Xbox One emerged victorious. It was only later the fair maiden became involved with the Humans again in the battle for the Stick of Truth, using her royal breasts, army of rats and even a Unicorn as powerful weapons.
Memorable Quotes
- "At the dawn of war, I stand alone, looking out at would be the last battlefield, for winter is coming, and I... am a princess. Once a common lady of the dark army, but, denied my right to be called princess by birth, I've betrayed my kind, and now I have chosen my side: that which I believe is best for all, for it has the dual-shock controller with a speakers and a touchpad interface." (A Song of Ass and Fire)
Featured Episodes
- Black Friday (s17e07)
- A Song of Ass and Fire (s17e08)
- Titties and Dragons (s17e09)
Video Games
South Park: The Stick of Truth
Princess Kenny is the fairest maiden in all of the land and co-leader of the humans, who can join the player as they venture through Zaron.
Special Abilities:
- Charm - distracts enemies with her royal breasts
- Royal Kiss - kisses and subsequently grosses out any enemies.
- Furry Friends - charms rats to attack a chosen enemy... or they kill her.
- Unicorm Stampede - She calls upon her royal unicorn to damage enemies... or, again, it could kill her instead.