Honey Boo Boo
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 8 |
| Hair Color | Blonde |
| Occupation | Beauty Pageant contestant |
| Aliases | Alana Thompson |
| First Appearance | Raising the Bar |
About
A beauty pageant contestant, a star on two reality shows, and the only person to beat South Park, er, Fatty Doo-Doo in the ratings, Honey Boo Boo is an unstoppable force of pure reality television. The original Toddler in a Tiara, now fitted with a pig heart, goes up against Eric Cartman in a legendary 'sketti wrestlin' battle in front of Michelle Obama on national television, before one brave director raises the bar once more.
Memorable Quotes
- "I'm six years old and I'm a beauty queen, bitches!" (Raising the Bar)
- "My heart's sweet as bacon, child!" (Raising the Bar)
Featured Episodes
- Raising the Bar (s16e09)
- A Nightmare on Face Time (s16e12; mentioned)