Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
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| Season | s17 |
| Episode | e04 |
| Written By | Trey Parker |
| Production Code | 1704 |
| Original Air Date | 2013-10-23 |
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Story
Description
One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence threatened, the Goths have to do something drastic. They are forced to ask the Vamp kids for help.
Memorable Quotes
- "They have a horseshoe pit where you can challenge the other kids to horseshoes!" (Henrietta's Mom)
- "A goth believes that deep down the world is totally fucked up. But an EMO thinks that deep down THEY are totally fucked up." (Tall Goth)
- "Nooooo wayyyyyyyy…." (Tall Goth)
- "DEATH AND DESPAIR! DEATH AND DESPAIR! DEATH AND DESPAIR! DEATH AND DISP-" (Ringtone)
- "Pete... If they get me... If I get sent to that camp... And I come back emo.... Kill me. Promise that you'll kill me. (Little Goth)
- "This is the noon meeting of the Vamp Kids. I am Mike your Lord and Dark Master, per se." (Mike McKowski)
- "Okay hold up! HOLD UP! You mean that one of us might not REALLY be a vamp kid?" (Black Vamp Guy)
- "Ugh. You spit on me, Larry." (Hair Flip)
- "We call upon the Creator of all that is dark! The godfather of death and despair!" (Mike McKowski)
- "Hey look man, all genres of gothic subcultures are derivatives of Poe's work! Mother fucker." (Black Vamp Guy)
- "Emos? Ewwwmygod…." (Night Pain)
- "Is that red dye in your hair or did a blood demon take a shit on your head, poser." (Night Pain)
- "You can't tell me what to do. Who elected you the 'Mayor of me'?" (Night Pain)
- "I like to be called by my goth name... Night Pain." (Night Pain)
- "Thank God you're here. Emos are plants and they're invading human bodies!" (Tall Goth)
- "Leave me alone. I just want coffee." (Night Pain)
- "What's the point? Save some people so some other people can be lame. And then those lameos can be lamer to some other posers?" (Night Pain)
- "Tune in again next week, when we make a woman from Milwaukee think she's working at a haunted abortion clinic!" (Reality Show Host)
- "SHUT UP MOM! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CONFORMIST BAG OF DEMON JIZZ!" (Henrietta)
Characters
Henrrietta Biggle Pete Firkle Michael
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