Michael Buffer
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 69 |
| Hair Color | Brown/Gray |
| Occupation | Boxing Ring Announcer |
| Voiced by | Michael Buffer (himself) |
About
The most famous ring announcer in all of Boxing and Wrestling, Michael Buffer's trademarked line "Let's get ready to rumble!" is a registered trademark recognized nationwide. It is natural therefore that he would be chosen to preside over the biggest pay-per-view boxing match ever - Jesus vs. Satan, right in South Park, Colorado.
Memorable Quotes
- "Let's get ready to rrrumble!" (Damien)