South Park Express Clerk

South Park Express Clerk

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Gender	Male
Hair Color	Red
Occupation	Train Clerk
Voiced by	Matt Stone
First Appearance	Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

About

This red-haired sage is the clerk for the South Park Express trains and you'll need to see him if you need to get anywhere outside town - whether it's a prehistoric ice man. a small trash can or a bunch of Cows, nothing gets out of town without going through him first. Don't try any tricks on him either - he doesn't fall for none of that cow hypnosis.

Memorable Quotes

• "You cows can't ride that train. That's a people train." (Cartman Gets an Anal Probe)
• "Don't try using any of that cow hypnosis on me!" (Cartman Gets an Anal Probe)

Featured Episodes

• Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (s01e01)
• Ike's Wee Wee (s02e04)
• Prehistoric Ice Man (s02e17)

Fun Facts

• As of "South Park Is Gay", he has been replaced by a number of generic clerks.