About

The newest-crowned Biggest Douche in the Universe, John Edward pretends to have psychic abilities in order to give people closure over the deaths of their loved ones and 'make them feel better'. He's paranoid and insecure, however, challenging Stan Marsh to a psychic showdown on television when he starts getting better ratings. Edward is eventually taken to space however, where defeats Ursula the Giant Douche for the Biggest Douche in the Universe award, the first nominee from the Milky Way Galaxy.

Memorable Quotes

• "I'm not a DOUCHE!!" (The Biggest Douche in the Universe)
• "I think I've had of your bullying me! Get out of my house or I'll runs upstairs, lock myself in my panic room and call the police!" (The Biggest Douche in the Universe)

Featured Episodes

• The Biggest Douche in the Universe (s06e15)