Prince of Canada

Gender	Male
Age	38
Hair Color	Red
Occupation	Millionaire World Traveler Victim
Religion	Agnostic
Wife	Prince's Wife
Grandmother	Queen of Canada Deceased
Voiced by	Trey Parker
First Appearance	The Worldwide Privacy Tour

About

The Prince of Canada is a member of the Canadian Royal Family.

The Prince is dumb

Yes that's right, fwiend. You see, my wife and I are-
HOW DARE YOU SIR! MY INSTAGRAM LOVING BITCH WIFE HAS ALWAYS wanted her privacy! And you know what else?! TO HELL WITH CANADA WE ARE LEAVING!!! WE'LL GO FIND SOME QUIET PLACE WHERE WE CAN BE NORMAL PEOPLE, COME ON WIFE!
WE WANT PRIVACY! WE WANT PRIVACY! WE WANT PRIVACY!
We can have a fresh start here. Lead a NORMAL life and have babies.
My love... I will do ANYTHING - for your privacy.
What are you looking at?! You ever heard of privacy?!
YEAH!!! HA HA! RESPECT OUR PRIVACY! LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!
DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY! WE JUST WANT OUR PRIVACY!
AY! YOU EVER HEARD OF A THING CALLED PRIVACY?!
Ay! ...AY! HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR PEOPLE'S PRIVACY! AY!
YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE US ALONE, CAN YOU?!
He's right... Trying to make ourselves into a brand just turned us into products. We don't need to be a brand, do we?!
If it's TRULY what we want then we really CAN get away from it all. No more magazines and Netflix shows - we really CAN live a normal life!
Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling! We can be the people we TALKED about being! With no more worries about how we LOOK or the image we project to people. What matters is what we have on the INSIDE.
Could, uh... Could I play?