Editing South Park Express Clerk (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== This red-haired sage is the clerk for the South Park Express trains and you'll need to see him if you need to get anywhere outside town - whether it's a [[Larry (Prehistoric Ice Man)|prehistoric ice man]]. a [[Ike Broflovski|small trash can]] or a bunch of [[Cows]], nothing gets out of town without going through him first. Don't try any tricks on him either - he doesn't fall for none of that cow hypnosis. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)