Editing South Park Express Clerk Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=South Park Express Clerk |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/adults-farmers-rednecks-southpark-express-clerk.png |Gender=Male |HairColor=Red |Occupation=Train Clerk |VoicedBy=Matt Stone |FirstAppearance=[[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]] |LastAppearance= }} ==About== This red-haired sage is the clerk for the South Park Express trains and you'll need to see him if you need to get anywhere outside town - whether it's a [[Larry (Prehistoric Ice Man)|prehistoric ice man]]. a [[Ike Broflovski|small trash can]] or a bunch of [[Cows]], nothing gets out of town without going through him first. Don't try any tricks on him either - he doesn't fall for none of that cow hypnosis. ==Memorable Quotes== *"You cows can't ride that train. That's a people train." ([[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]) *"Don't try using any of that cow hypnosis on me!" ([[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]) ==Featured Episodes== *[[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]] (s01e01) *[[Ike's Wee Wee]] (s02e04) *[[Prehistoric Ice Man]] (s02e17) ==Fun Facts== *As of "[[South Park Is Gay]]", he has been replaced by a number of generic clerks. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Template used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (edit)