Story

When news breaks that Britney Spears is in South Park, the boys devise a plan to take her picture and sell it to the media. The stakes change when she tries to kill herself after she discovers they have tricked her. Britney is left horribly disfigured after the suicide attempt, and Kyle and Stan feel responsible. They set out to take her to the one place where she can finally live in peace and on the way discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

Description

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters are being forced to watch the live political debate between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton when an emergency news bulletin interrupts to report that Britney Spears has been spotted in South Park and a man has been paid for a photo of her urinating on a ladybug. The boys decide to stage a photograph of Britney crapping on a squirrel (actually Butters in costume), although Butters is adamant that they should leave her alone. They pass the security at the "Komfort Inn," where she is staying, by claiming to be her children. Britney is elated that her children have come to see her, but once she realizes that they are not actually her kids she falls into deeper depression. Finally overwhelmed by the constant harassment and jokes, she attempts suicide by shooting herself in the head with a shotgun. In order to not get involved, Cartman and Butters quickly leave the scene, but unfortunately for Butters, it would later be revealed in the episode that he is mistaken for an actual squirrel (who thinks it's a "person") by an animal control officer and is taken to Johns Hopkins Hospital for psychiatric evaluation.

Incredibly, though the top two-thirds of her head is missing, Spears survives. Guilt-ridden, Kyle and Stan visit her in hospital to apologize, telling themselves that they should have left her alone, just like Butters said before. When one of the paparazzi breaks through the window, Spears' manager sneaks her and the boys out the back into his car but the paparazzi chase them. They escape to her recording studio, where she is made to record a comeback song, although Stan and Kyle insist that this will only make matters worse. She later performs at the MTV Video Music Awards, where the crowd nitpicks her "flaws", almost completely overlooking the fact that two-thirds of her skull is gone and she can only "speak" in horrible gurgles.

The boys decide they need to help Britney and devise a plan to take her to the North Pole by train to escape from it all. Kyle diverts the paparazzi and eventually confronts them for abusing her, pointing out that she is no longer in any condition to handle it and that she might die from it. To Kyle's horror, they explain that she "has to die." A narrator announces Stan's mission to take Britney to the North Pole. The train engineer notices Spears on his train and stops at a village site where the paparazzi, villagers, and Kyle are waiting. The villagers explain to the boys that ritual human sacrifice is needed for a good corn harvest; however, in modern, more civilized times, people prefer to drive their sacrifices to suicide rather than stoning them to death. The crowd overwhelms Spears and proceeds to somehow photograph her to death, leaving Stan and Kyle in shock.

Months later, South Park residents comment on the good corn harvest while at the supermarket. A newsflash appears on TV, informing the townspeople that Miley Cyrus (star of Hannah Montana) is quickly becoming a major superstar. The townsfolk of South Park see her as their next target. Stan and Kyle reluctantly go along with them, having given up all hopes of reasoning with them.

Characters

Stan Marsh

Kyle Broflovski

Butters Stotch

Eric Cartman

Britney Spears

Bob Summers

Featured Egos

Squirrel Butters

Britney's New Look - Kyle (Hat and Sunglasses)

Britney Spears Kyle

Britney's Security Guard

Body Count

Britney Spears

Locations

Komfort Inn

Transtrak

Behind The Scenes

Pop Culture References

Stone and Parker indicate that the episode was based on placing Britney Spears in the Shirley Jackson short-story "The Lottery", and several lines of dialogue are quotes from the story.

When attempting to sneak away from the paparazzi at the hospital, one reporter emits a piercing scream while pointing at the escaping boys and Spears' manager, identical to the behavior of the pod people from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

The repeated motif of "leaving Britney alone" due to stress and depression originates from a viral video by vlogger Chris Crocker.

The plot involving getting Spears' to the North Pole and the narration on the train parodies the classic 1969 animated holiday TV special "Frosty the Snowman."

The fact that the people from South Park choose a young woman to be sacrificed every year, as well as the final scenes in which Britney is chased and then surrounded by people who take photographs of her, narrowing her space, and her trying to flee until she falls and dies, are directly inspired by The Rite of Spring, a ballet from 1913 by Igor Stravinsky.

Bonus Factoids

Season 12

e1 Tonsil Trouble

e2 Britney's New Look

e3 Major Boobage

e4 Canada on Strike

e5 Eek, A Penis!

e6 Over Logging

e7 Super Fun Time

e8 The China Probrem

e9 Breast Cancer Show Ever

e10 Pandemic

e11 Pandemic 2: The Startling

e12 About Last Night...

e13 Elementary School Musical

e14 The Ungroundable