Season Two
| Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
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Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus | ||
| In a Terrance and Phillip special, the Canadian duo must save Terrance's daughter Sally and all of Canada from the evil dictator Saddam Hussein. | Apr 1, 1998 | 14 | |
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Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut | ||
| The boys wait for Dr. Mephesto to regain consciousness and reveal the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, an unexpected blizzard hits South Park. | Apr 22, 1998 | 15 | |
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Chickenlover | ||
| In order to catch the "Chickenlover", Officer Barbrady must learn how to read. Barbrady resigns and anarchy ensues, so the boys pitch in to help. | May 20, 1998 | 16 | |
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Ike's Wee Wee | ||
| When the boys find out what it means to be circumcised, they try to save Ike from his Bris. The school counselor Mr. Mackey is fired and experiments with drugs. | May 27, 1998 | 17 | |
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Conjoined Fetus Lady | ||
| South Park citizens declare a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" to help the school nurse. The school's dodgeball team goes to the championships with Pip as their star player. | Jun 3, 1998 | 18 | |
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The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka | ||
| Jimbo and Ned's efforts to drive up the ratings for their new hunting show threatens to edge out an old favorite, Jesus and Pals. | Jun 10, 1998 | 19 | |
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City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) | ||
| A freak accident leaves the South Park Elementary school bus teetering precariously on the edge of a cliff. To cope, the boys reminisce the good old days. | Jun 17, 1998 | 20 | |
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Summer Sucks | ||
| The entire town is gearing up for the annual 4th of July celebration when a ban on fireworks is imposed. They attempt to create something better. | Jun 24, 1998 | 21 | |
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Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls | ||
| South Park's first film festival attracts crowds of tofu-eating movie lovers to the quiet town, badly affecting Mr. Hankey. Chef makes some money by selling his chocolate salty balls. | Aug 19, 1998 | 22 | |
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Chickenpox | ||
| The parents only have their children's best interests at heart when they arrange for Stan, Kyle and Cartman to be exposed to Kenny's chickenpox virus. | Aug 26, 1998 | 23 | |
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Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods | ||
| Is the new planetarium a boring place to learn about the solar system, or the scene of a diabolical plot to control the minds of South Park's citizens? | Sep 2, 1998 | 24 | |
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Clubhouses | ||
| Stan and Kyle are psyched to have Wendy and Bebe visit their clubhouse for a game of Truth or Dare, but first they have to build one. | Sep 23, 1998 | 25 | |
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Cow Days | ||
| South Park's 14th Annual Cow Days rodeo and carnival is here, and the boys are determined to win Terrance and Phillip dolls. Meanwhile, the town's cows begin to worship a statue. | Sep 30, 1998 | 26 | |
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Chef Aid | ||
| After a huge loss in court, Chef is left penniless. The boys gather some very famous and talented people in the music industry who want to help their old friend. | Oct 7, 1998 | 27 | |
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Spookyfish | ||
| When Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes a monthly visit, she brings a mysterious pet fish for Stan. Cartman suddenly has a beard and is very nice. | Oct 28, 1998 | 28 | |
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Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! | ||
| Dinner with Cartman's family takes a bizarre twist when Uncle Howard shows up after breaking out of prison with his cellmate Charlie Manson. | Dec 9, 1998 | 29 | |
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Gnomes | ||
| The boys are assigned to write a report with Tweek, a very nervous and highly caffeinated boy who insists gnomes are stealing his underpants. | Dec 16, 1998 | 30 | |
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Prehistoric Ice Man | ||
| Kyle and Stan's friendship is strained after they discover a man frozen in an ice cave and argue about what is best for their "discovery". | Jan 20, 1999 | 31 | |