About

The CIA, the FBI, the Secret Service, the NSA... no matter where the good people of South Park, Colorado are, they are under the watchful eye of the United States government. Various executive agencies, under the control of the President of the United States, make sure that the secrets of the United States Government are kept in order and/or covered up whenever possible. While some agencies, like the Secret Service, focusing on protecting the President and former sort-of Vice Presidents, perhaps the foremost agency was founded in 1947 after an alien spaceship crashed in Roswell, New Mexico - this agency which is today headed by Big Bad Government Guy, who's only ever lost one case.

Whether it takes an elaborate scheme involving a "Wizard Alien", making fake conspiracy websites, taking controls of towels, monsters, ethernopians, and prehistoric ice people, building a nonsensical ladder to beat Japan, protecting the internet, making first official contact with aliens, negotiating with men with anger management issues, killing black pe- er, Pirates, denying Hawaiian people their Mahalo Rewards cards, using nuclear weapons on our own imaginations, or even destroying the very town of South Park itself, the United States Government is always ready to do whatever it takes to obscure and defile the truth.

Government employees in the show, former and current, also include Randy Marsh and Nelson as part of the U. S. Geological Survey, Harrison Yates as part of the FBI in "Christian Rock Hard", and Eric Cartman as TSA, NSA and Border Patrol agents.

Members

Big Bad Government Guy

FBI Agent

Joe (NSA)

Nelson

Randy Marsh

Featured Episodes

• Starvin Marvin (s01e09)
• Prehistoric Ice Man (s02e18)
• Jackovasaurs (s03e05)
• Starvin Marvin' in Space (s03e11)
• The Red Badge of Gayness (s03e14)
• Quintuplets 2000 (s04e03)
• Towelie (s05e08)
• Osama bin Laden has Farty Pants (s05e09)
• The Entity (s05e11)
• A Ladder to Heaven (s06e12)
• Lil' Crime Stoppers (s07e06)
• Christian Rock Hard (s07e09)
• Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (s10e09)
• The Snuke (s11e04)
• Imaginationland (s11e10)
• Imaginationland, Episode II (s11e11)
• Imaginationland, Episode III (s11e12)
• Over Logging (s12e06)
• About Last Night... (s12e12)
• Pinewood Derby (s13e06)
• Sexual Healing (s14e01)
• T.M.I. (s15e04)
• A History Channel Thanksgiving (s15e13)
• Faith Hilling (s16e03)
• Going Native (s16e11)
• Obama Wins! (s16e14)
• Let Go, Let Gov (s17e01)
• World War Zimmerman (s17e03)

Video Games

South Park: The Stick of Truth

After the player takes down an alien spaceship on their first evening in town, the unnamed agency lead by the Big Bad Government Guy covers up the crash site under the guise of building a massive new Taco Bell, but their real plans are far more sinister - destroy half the town to cover up the mayhem and destruction after a virus that creates Nazi Zombies escapes. In addition, former Vice President of the United States Al Gore calls upon the Secret Service in times of need.

Fun Facts

• Government agents are, arguably, South Park's longest-running antagonists, along with the Visitors - black CIA helicopters appeared in the very first episode!
• Since the tenth season, many of the same government agents have reappeared multiple times in different agencies, such as the CIA, Secret Service and unnamed agency in the game, due to South Park's re-usage of character models.