About

Wearing see-through clothing, being dangerously underweight, having crazy sex with lots of men, opening boutiques selling slutty clothes to fourth graders, filming reality shows, making little girls feel bad about themselves, driving her pets to suicide, and of course, coughing up semen and occasionally feces? A typical afternoon for socialite, heiress and stupid spoiled whore extraordinaire Paris Hilton. After a public whore-off with Mr. Slave that changed the world forever, she spent quite sometime journeying to escape his asshole with the help of the Animal Ghosts - but she eventually found her way and joined Tom Cruise in a bid to get revenge.

Frenemy

Kim Kardashian

Memorable Quotes

• "Have fun, girls. And remember to party, and be super-lame to everybody." (Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset)
• " I flashed all these hicks with my boobs; you should've seen the look on their faces! Stupid redneck idiots!" (Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset)
• "What should we do, Mr. Biggles? I drank too much. Oh my God, I'm so wasted! The room's all spinny. I'm... totally passing out." (Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset)
• "If anyone has a grudge against that shithole, it's me!" (201)

Featured Episodes

• Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (s08e12)
• Guitar Queer-O (s11e13; cameo)
• Britney's New Look (s12e02; cameo)
• 200 (s14e05)
• 201 (s14e06)