Official Description

It’s a bleak Christmas Season in South Park this year and it’s all Santa’s fault. He is single handedly stealing the joy from the holiday. The town just wants their Christmas Spirit back but that will take a Christmas miracle.

Full Description

Santa Claus warns people about driving drunk during Christmas, and encourages everyone to enjoy the holiday responsibly. His advice is promptly ignored as the residents of South Park dangerously drive around the city while impaired. The next day, they discover alcohol sales are banned until January 2nd, upsetting the townspeople since they must endure their families while sober. Without alcohol to drink, the streets are empty and the mayor feels South Park has lost its Christmas spirit. She asks Randy (who has now grown a white beard) to resume selling marijuana to the citizens, despite the marijuana season being over. Randy and Towelie try to think of something special, rather than repackaging old product. The falling snow inspires Randy to create "Christmas Snow": marijuana laced with a white substance. The people love it and resume driving under the influence.

Mayor McDaniels is shocked to find that Christmas Snow contains cocaine since it is illegal. Surprised, Randy quickly launches a protest and easily gets cocaine legalized in several states. Santa is upset that people continue to drive under the influence, now due to drugs, and marijuana sales are subsequently banned until after the holidays. Randy decides to sell pure “organic, local” cocaine, without the marijuana “impurities”. It proves popular and people continue to drive impaired.

On Christmas Eve, Santa steals all the Christmas Snow from people’s houses. People begin to panic as they wake up to discover their drugs are missing. Determined to save Christmas, Randy chases Santa until he crashes his sleigh, and argues over the benefits of cocaine. Randy convinces Santa to try the drug, who is impressed with the quality. Jesus arrives to settle the dispute, is similarly convinced to try the cocaine, and is won over. In order to return the Christmas Snow to South Park, Jesus levitates it into the air, causing it to snow cocaine over South Park. Everyone celebrates by consuming the drug and driving one more time.

What I Learned Today

Memorable Quotes

• "Because there's nothin' like a warm fire, some holiday presents... and a little rocky mountain cocaine" Randy

Songs

• "Kay Thompson's Jingle Bells" by Andy Williams
• "Silent Night" Choir (Xmas Mix)

Original Songs

• "Happy Holiday" South Park Cast

Characters

Cameos

Character Debuts

Costume Debuts

Locations

Continuity Nods

Behind The Scenes

Where Did The Idea Come From

Pop Culture References

Shout Outs

Pwn'd

Bonus Factoids

Pointless Observations

Errors and Goofs

Season 23

e1 Mexican Joker

e2 Band in China

e3 Shots!!!

e4 Let Them Eat Goo

e5 Tegridy Farms Halloween Special

e6 Season Finale

e7 Board Girls

e8 Turd Burglars

e9 Basic Cable

e10 Christmas Snow